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<lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:21:38 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>John MacArthur on hearing God&#x27;s voice&#x2c; and the sufficiency of Scripture</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2010-05-20T16:57:38-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/c9a6d9d0bbaa50a43a6984b3ef70fbd5-67.html#unique-entry-id-67</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/c9a6d9d0bbaa50a43a6984b3ef70fbd5-67.html#unique-entry-id-67</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:18px; ">I meant to post this a month ago when I received this letter in the mail from John MacArthur. Once again, I&rsquo;ve &ldquo;stumbled&rdquo; upon yet another &ldquo;sermon&rdquo; telling me to trust in God&rsquo;s word alone when seeking to hear from God. <br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:18px; color:#000000;">I&rsquo;m going to quote </span><span style="font-size:18px; color:#000000;"><u><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_F._MacArthur">John MacArthur</a></u></span><span style="font-size:18px; color:#000000;"> in a letter that we received a few days ago from </span><span style="font-size:18px; color:#000000;"><u><a href="http://www.gty.org/">Grace to You</a></u></span><span style="font-size:18px; color:#000000;">.&nbsp; Unless otherwise noted, all underlined emphases are MacArthur&rsquo;s, though I added the section headings.</span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#000000;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:19px; "><br />God told me&hellip;<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em>There&rsquo;s a phrase that has taken hold in Christian conversation &mdash; one you&rsquo;re probably familiar with.&nbsp; Whether you heard it from a preacher on television, from your own pastor, a believing friend, or during a religious radio broadcast, I&rsquo;m sure you&rsquo;ve heard someone, somewhere say the words, &ldquo;God told me ______.&rdquo;<br />Hearing the voice of the Lord is not a new idea.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m sure you could cite several biblical examples of God&rsquo;s speaking to His chosen people to communicate to them His will.&nbsp; On a few extraordinary occasions in Scripture, whether through His Spirit or in an audible voice, God provided specific, practical instructions directly to individuals.<br />Many believers today want to have that same kind of experience.&nbsp; They want personal, spiritual direction from the Lord.&nbsp; Attempting to receive guidance from God, they listen longingly for His audible voice or wait for some intuitive, emotional prompting or impression that will unveil His will for their lives.<br />But that kind of communication, whether it&rsquo;s audible or intuitive, is </em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em><u>not</u></em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em> trustworthy.&nbsp; In fact, </em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em><u>it&rsquo;s useless &mdash; and can even be dangerous</u></em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em>.<br />Why isn&rsquo;t it trustworthy?&nbsp; To begin with, there&rsquo;s no valid way to discern divine truth in what a person hears or feels.&nbsp; Experience is unreliable because it&rsquo;s always subjective.&nbsp; There are no means set forth in the Bible to test or prove or discern the meaning of some inner voice or prompting you may think you heard or felt.&nbsp; In fact, Scripture never gives believers even the slightest encouragement to listen for private revelations from God.&nbsp;</em></span><span style="font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; "><em> </em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em><br /></em></span><span style="font-size:19px; "><br />Danger within and without<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em>To put it in practical terms, how could we objectively know the difference between the moving of God&rsquo;s Spirit within us and a bad case of indigestion?</em></span><span style="font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; "><em>  </em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em>If you&rsquo;re earnestly looking for a personal, unique word from the Lord, what&rsquo;s to keep you from misinterpreting your common, everyday aches and pains &mdash; or thrills and euphoria &mdash; as direct revelation?&nbsp; Using your own experiences to determine divine truth gives too much weight to your own perspective and interpretation.&nbsp; Scripture says, &ldquo;He who trusts in his own heart is a fool&rdquo; (</em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#4A1110;"><em><u><a href="http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?q=Proverbs+28%3A26">Proverbs 28:26</a></u></em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em>).&nbsp; The church does not receive new or private revelation, either corporately or individually.&nbsp; Scripture clearly warns against adding to the completed revelation given in the Bible (</em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#4A1110;"><em><u><a href="http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?q=revelation+22%3A18">Revelation 22:18</a></u></em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em>).<br />In our fallen state, we simply lack any mechanism to discern divine thought.&nbsp; We can sometimes look back on events and see how the Lord orchestrated circumstances to accomplish his will, but we cannot reliably discern His thoughts in the midst of a situation.&nbsp; We don&rsquo;t have the capacity to comprehend how He&rsquo;s moving in our lives until He&rsquo;s already moved &mdash; and even then, we can&rsquo;t appreciate the full magnitude of His supernatural work.<br />Furthermore, hearing a voice doesn&rsquo;t necessarily mean what you heard is correct, or that it&rsquo;s even from God.&nbsp; To hear a voice and assume it&rsquo;s the Lord is a huge leap &mdash; especially when there is no definitive way to know whose voice it really is.&nbsp; Televangelists, in particular, are prone to jump to that conclusion.&nbsp; But just because you hear </em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em><u>something</u></em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em> doesn&rsquo;t mean it was the Lord.<br />Is there a reliable way to distinguish between the sound of God&rsquo;s voice and that of a demon?&nbsp; Even if what a person hears or feels </em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em><u>seems</u></em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em> to match up with Scripture, how can he be sure he&rsquo;s not being manipulated by demonic forces?&nbsp; Listening for ambiguous, mystical messages provides Satan with all sorts of opportunities to tempt, confuse, pervert, and deceive.&nbsp; Earnestly hoping to hear from the Lord doesn&rsquo;t mean you&rsquo;ll </em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em><u>only</u></em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em> hear from Him.<br /></em></span><span style="font-size:19px; "><br />Does God communicate with us?<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em>So if we can&rsquo;t clearly or objectively determine whether what we&rsquo;re hearing and feeling is </em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em><u>truly</u></em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em> coming from the Lord, how do we legitimately receive communication from Him?&nbsp; What reliable source can you turn to for God&rsquo;s instruction in your life?<br />The </em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em><u>only</u></em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em> trustworthy source of divine truth, guidance for your own spiritual growth, and instruction for the church is the written Word of God.&nbsp; No emotional urging or mystical experience can trump the concrete, fundamental truth God has given us in Scripture.&nbsp; Does God still speak?&nbsp; Yes, but not in an audible voice.&nbsp; He speaks through the pages of Scripture.<br />The Bible </em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em><u>alone</u></em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em> has survived the test of time, and countless attacks from doubters, liars, and heretics.&nbsp; Its objective truth is proved every day in the transforming work the Lord accomplishes through it.&nbsp; Even the apostle Peter, who witnessed Christ&rsquo;s transfiguration firsthand, heard the voice of the Lord numerous times, and performed miracles himself, counted Scripture as &ldquo;a more sure word&rdquo; &mdash; the </em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em><u>final</u></em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em> word regarding God&rsquo;s revelation (</em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#4A1110;"><em><u><a href="http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?q=2+Peter+1%3A16-21">2 Peter 1:19</a></u></em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em>).<br /></em></span><span style="font-size:19px; "><br />What drives the quest for hearing God&rsquo;s voice?<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em>If all that&rsquo;s true, why do some believers still look beyond the Bible for a special, personal word from the Lord?&nbsp; At the heart of their desire for fresh revelation is a fundamental lack of faith in the absolute sufficiency of God&rsquo;s Word.&nbsp; They simply don&rsquo;t believe the Bible gives enough answers for the problems and struggles in their lives; or they don&rsquo;t grasp the degree to which Scripture is living and active &mdash; that it </em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em><u>is</u></em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em> God speaking to us clearly and distinctly.<br /></em></span><span style="font-size:18px; color:#191919;font-weight:bold; "><br />This paragraph really stuck me! A lack of faith in the sufficiency of God&rsquo;s Word  - that&rsquo;s not good.  After all, God DOES tell us that Scripture is all that we need for every good work in life:</span><span style="font-size:18px; color:#343434;font-weight:bold; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:18px; font-weight:bold; ">&ldquo;All scripture is God-breathed and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, and for training in righteousness, that the man of God may be competent for every good work&rdquo; (2 Tim. 3:16-17)<br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#343434;"><em><br /><br />I trust that you&rsquo;re not entertaining that kind of thinking.&nbsp; If you reject the sufficiency of Scripture &mdash; or even if you simply look to supplement it with fresh, personal revelation from God &mdash; you cut yourself off from the only reliable source of God&rsquo;s truth.&nbsp; The Bible isn&rsquo;t a book of static, lifeless words.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s alive and active in the hearts of God&rsquo;s people.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s the vessel through which the Lord performs His transforming work, sanctifying and shaping us into His likeness.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s not simply the record of what God has said in the past &mdash; it&rsquo;s what He&rsquo;s saying to you and me every day.&nbsp; His Word remains perpetually applicable and relevant.<br />Because God does speak to His people through His Word, there&rsquo;s no more serious undertaking than studying the Bible.&nbsp; Understanding biblical doctrine isn&rsquo;t an academic pursuit for believers &mdash; it&rsquo;s knowing His mind.&nbsp; By studying Scripture, we&rsquo;re able to grasp His instructions for all matters of life and godliness.<br />-----------------------<br /></em></span><span style="font-size:16px; color:#000000;">Why is it that so many people want to look everywhere for God, except the Bible? Dreams, Visions, &ldquo;Fresh Revelations,&rdquo; inner feelings, etc. God has, and is speaking to you right now, through 66 love letters in the Bible. He&rsquo;s waiting for you to dig into it!</span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Shack and how God speaks to us</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2010-04-25T19:49:32-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/bd6d415a475a41d67dbc8987e4615b0c-66.html#unique-entry-id-66</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/bd6d415a475a41d67dbc8987e4615b0c-66.html#unique-entry-id-66</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:15px; ">I recently reread Dr. Normal Geisler&rsquo;s book review and critique of &ldquo;The Shack.&rdquo; The section below was of particular interest to me as this topic of &ldquo;hearing from God&rdquo; seems to something I&rsquo;ve been bumping into a lot lately. Personally, I don&rsquo;t need any special &ldquo;revelation&rdquo; or voice from God, because I already have one - a big one - the Bible. Every time I take even a small amount of time to study the limitless revelation from God, I&rsquo;m spoken to by Him. Challenged, encouraged, rebuked, instructed, loved, guided. <br />The full article can be downloaded </span><span style="font-size:15px; "><a href="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/assets/shack_geisler.pdf" rel="external">here</a></span><span style="font-size:15px; ">. See tag on the sidebar for more on the Shack.<br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span><span style="font:18px Times-Bold; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Problem Three: The Rejection of Sola Scriptura</span><span style="font:18px Times-Roman; "><br />The Shack </span><span style="font:18px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; ">rejects the sole authority of the Bible to determine matters of faith </span><span style="font:18px Times-Roman; ">and practice. </span><span style="font:18px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; ">Rather than finding a Bible by the altar in a little old country church and getting comfort and counsel from the word of God, he is instructed to go to an empty shack in the wilderness with no Bible and get all he needs to cope with the tragedies of life from extra-biblical voices. </span><span style="font:18px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; "><em>The Shack&rsquo;s </em></span><span style="font:18px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; ">author rejects what &ldquo;In seminary he had been taught that God had completely stopped any overt communication with moderns, preferring to have them only listen to and follow sacred Scripture.... God‟s voice had been reduced to paper.... It seemed that direct communication with God was something exclusively for the ancients.... Nobody wanted God in a box, just in a book&rdquo; (63).<br /><br />However, the Bible clearly declares that &ldquo;Scripture is God-breathed and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, and for </span><span style="font:18px Times-Roman; ">training in righteousness</span><span style="font:18px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; ">, that the man of God may be </span><span style="font:18px Times-Roman; ">competent for every good work</span><span style="font:18px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; ">&rdquo; (2 Tim. 3:16-17, emphasis added). Indeed, our comfort is not found in extra-biblical revelations but is realized in that &ldquo;through the encouragement of the Scriptures we might have hope&rdquo; (Rom. 15:4). In short, the Bible is sufficient for faith and practice. No new truth beyond the Bible is needed for doctrine or living the Christian life. Of course, this does not mean that God cannot bring biblical principles to our minds when needed through various experiences, even tragic ones. He can and He does. Nor does it mean that God cannot guide in circumstances that help us in the application of biblical principles to our lives. He can and He does. But these experiences bring no new revelation. They are merely the occasion for God focusing our attention on the only infallible written source of His revelation, the Bible and the Bible alone.To forsake this fundamental principle is to leave Protestantism for Mysticism.</span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>40 Days after the 40 Days - My 40 Day Fast</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2010-04-12T16:33:36-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/4a56408bc30c51f743a4597f65419410-65.html#unique-entry-id-65</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/4a56408bc30c51f743a4597f65419410-65.html#unique-entry-id-65</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">Now that 40 days have passed since I finished a 40 day fast, I thought I&rsquo;d put down a few thoughts about my experience in order to encourage others to think about exercising the spiritual discipline themselves. I can&rsquo;t believe how fast these post-fast 40 days have gone by! <br /><br />Right off the top, I will say it was a great experience! I saw answered prayer, experienced deeper self control (a fruit of the spirit), got far healthier (cleansed), dropped 34 lbs, and got a &ldquo;brand new body&rdquo; so to speak and completed a life goal.<br /><br />In the last 10 years I&rsquo;ve done 1, 3, 5 and 10 day fasts.  I&rsquo;ve always wanted to do a longer fast, as I read about the health and spiritual benefits, and read testimonials from others who had completed what seemed like an &ldquo;impossible task&rdquo; that only the &ldquo;super spiritual&rdquo; could do.<br /><br /></span><p style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:14px; font-weight:bold; ">WHY NOW?<br /></span></p><p style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:14px; ">Every time I did a &ldquo;longer fast,&rdquo; and by that I mean at least 5 days, I realized such physical benefits, that I declared that &ldquo;I should do this regularly!&rdquo; Indeed, I know I should be (and want to) fast 3 days a month, as well as do a 7-10 day spring cleaning every year. But alas my discipline has been lacking. At any rate, over the last few years my body has been giving me the signs that it is time to fast, and &ldquo;reset the system.&rdquo; As I approach 40 (this November), my moderate exercise program, and physically demanding show, are not enough to hold back creeping weight gain when faced with months of cruise ship and resort food, food &ldquo;on the road,&rdquo; and meals by the excellent cook who is my wife. <br /><br />As a Christian, it&rsquo;s normal, and expected to fast. Jesus said in Matthew 9:15, </span><span style="font:13px Times-Italic; "><em>And </em></span><span style="font:13px Times-BoldItalic; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><em>when you fast</em></span><span style="font:13px Times-Italic; "><em>, don&rsquo;t make it obvious, as the hypocrites do, for they try to look miserable and disheveled so people will admire them for their fasting. I tell you the truth, that is the only reward they will ever get. NLT</em></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /><br />I will list some resources below for Christians who are interested in fasting. Anything I write will not do any more justice to what has already been written. For me, I wanted to grow deeper in my faith, experience a greater discipline, and see the blessings that the Lord may see fit to bestow through fasting, be it, answered prayer, a closer relationship to him, or simply a healthier body.<br /><br />Once you start to research fasting you will start to read about all kinds of testimonials of people healed of ailments through fasting. Things like eczema, hemorrhoids, improved diabetes, arthritis, cancer and many others. It&rsquo;s hard not to get excited about the physical & health benefits. Sometimes I felt bad that I was thinking about that and not focusing only on the spiritual. An article at a </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#000099;"><u><a href="http://www.freedomyou.com">www.freedomyou.com</a></u></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> really spoke to me about this. <br /><br />There is an article on the helpful www.freedomyou.com site called &ldquo;Motive is Everything.&rdquo; Its found here: </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><u><a href="http://www.freedomyou.com/fasting_book/Motive_Is_Everything.htm">http://www.freedomyou.com/fasting_book/Motive_Is_Everything.htm</a></u></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> Below is an excerpt that I found really helpful.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><em>In saying all this, I am not convinced fasting for purely health reasons is wrong.&nbsp; At least it is honest.&nbsp; Did Jesus heal for healing sake?&nbsp; Yes, of course He did.&nbsp; Healers love to heal.<br /></em></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><em>Your body will call you on a fast.&nbsp; I know when it is time I need a fast.&nbsp; Diet has slipped; sneaky food addictions start showing up here and there, less mental clarity, spotty skin.&nbsp; One may say, well, that is not a spiritual fast!&nbsp; Wrong!&nbsp; I no longer separate spiritual fasting and fasting for health.&nbsp; They are intertwined.&nbsp; The very desire to be clear minded, vital, overflowing with energy and cleaned of any addiction is for the glory and work of God.&nbsp; Our body is the temple of the Holy Spirit.&nbsp; Keep it clean and free from addiction.<br />Let me tell you a secret but you must not breathe a word.&nbsp; Many people begin fasting with the honest desire to heal, only to find themselves face to face with their own spiritual need.&nbsp; And guess Who shows up?&nbsp; God can deal with truth, its all the phony&nbsp; cover-ups we put up that He hates so much.&nbsp; Your fast will only be as good as the motive. &nbsp;</em></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">&nbsp;<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">In mid January, I looked at myself. I was in the worst shape of my life, hitting the highest weight I&rsquo;ve ever been - 203 lbs. My whole life up until my mid thirties I was always in the mid 180s. I do work out and exercise regularly, and also have a physically demanding show. But nothing seemed to bring my weight down more than a few pounds. And so, I decided it was time to do a fast. I started, with a goal of 10 days, and a &ldquo;dream&rdquo; of making it 15 days, I told my wife. As I got going and began to do research, and particularly as I started to read about how you need a longer fast to really do some serious good cleansing wise, I starting to think about 40 days. </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#000099;"><u><a href="http://www.fasting.com">www.fasting.com</a></u></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> has some pretty compelling information about longer fasting. They suggest that a total body cleanse, properly done, needs to be &ldquo;your age plus 17 days&rdquo; not including entrance and exit days. That&rsquo;s seemed quite long and due to a vacation schedule, I had only about 45 days available for it to work logistically. None the less, somewhere in that first 10 days, I decided to go for it - 40 days.<br /></span></p><p style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:14px; font-weight:bold; ">HOW</span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span></p><p style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:14px; ">I&rsquo;ve never done a water fast, and you can read all about that type of fasting on other sites. I&rsquo;ve always done juice fasts, and for that you need a good juicer. When I did my first 10 day fast, 10 years ago, I was looking for a good juicer, and my research led me to The Champion Juicer. </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#000099;"><u><a href="http://championjuicer.com">http://championjuicer.com</a></u></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">/ It would appear that I made a good choice, as many sites still recommend this one as one of the better ones.<br /><br />Basically if it&rsquo;s a fruit or vegetable, this thing can juice it! Every day I would mix a concoction of several fruits and vegetables, enough to fill a pitcher that held 3 large glasses of juice. I would make it all in the morning, about a half an hour job from start to cleanup. And then have one 8 ounce glass of juice for each meal, and water in between. Carrots, apples, oranges, celery, cucumbers and peppers were staples, but I had many other things over the weeks. Cantaloupe juice turned out to be amazing. For the most part, I went with what I thought might taste good, and they had at the grocery store. About 50% of my creations tasted &ldquo;good&rdquo;, about 25% tasted, so-so, and about 25% were &ldquo;chug only&rdquo; or you wouldn&rsquo;t get it down.<br /></span></p><p style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:14px; font-weight:bold; ">HUNGER</span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span></p><p style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:14px; ">The first week is probably the hardest week, as far as hunger pangs go. I enjoyed the challenge from a discipline point of view. Basically saying to yourself &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not going to eat, for God&rsquo;s glory, so just have a drink and get on with your day.&rdquo; There&rsquo;s no doubt about it that you will have hunger pangs over your fast, but you will be very surprised at how normal you can function on juices! The juicer is acting like your digestive system. It&rsquo;s your body&rsquo;s &ldquo;juicer,&rdquo; taking the nutrients and vitamins out of the food you eat. But when you juice, it&rsquo;s all done for you ahead of time so that your body can rest, and work on healing, and cleansing. <br /><br /></span></p><p style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:14px; font-weight:bold; ">SPIRITUAL FOCUS<br /></span></p><p style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:14px; ">Each day I would pick a different person or topic to focus on for prayer that day.<br />I prayed for several different people and things throughout the fast, including the country of Iran. During this time, I can say I've gotten closer to God, and more specifically, have matured in the fruit of the spirit, in self control.<br /><br />As a matter of fact it's quite eye opening to be away from food for so long, in that you begin to see how we often use food for a) pure pleasure b) pure socializing.<br />Neither are sinful in themselves (not counting gluttony). But&nbsp;when I reflect on the verse&nbsp;<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#000099;font-weight:bold; "><u><a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Corinthians+10:31&version=NIV">1 Corinthians 10:31</a></u></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />So whether you </span><span style="font-size:14px; font-weight:bold; ">eat</span><span style="font-size:14px; "> or </span><span style="font-size:14px; font-weight:bold; ">drink</span><span style="font-size:14px; "> or whatever you do, do it all for the </span><span style="font-size:14px; font-weight:bold; ">glory</span><span style="font-size:14px; "> of </span><span style="font-size:14px; font-weight:bold; ">God</span><span style="font-size:14px; ">.<br /><br />It's hard not to wonder if I'm glorifying God in my meals.<br />a) am I thankful?<br />b) am I gluttonous?<br />c) am I treating the temple of God well by eating healthy? This is a big one.<br /><br />Early in the fast I believe a big answer to prayer was the selling of our home with astounding results: it sold the night before we closed on the new house, for a good price, with a hard to get early March 1 closing and even more amazing, </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><em>an unconditional offer. &nbsp;</em></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">If we had received a more common &ldquo;conditional offer&rdquo; we could have been waiting for months.<br /><br /></span></p><p style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:14px; font-weight:bold; ">SOCIAL OUTCAST<br /></span></p><p style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:14px; ">The first few weeks were pretty hard for my wife who enjoys cooking for her family. I began to sit with her during her dinner while I drank my juice. With no one to cook for, she ended up reverting back to her &ldquo;single days&rdquo; mode, of not really cooking at all. She may have lost weight too because of that. But I would advise anyone planning on a fast to talk about what it will mean to your spouse to have to &ldquo;eat alone&rdquo; some times, enjoy food alone (Tim Hortons anyone?), and to just have a cut back on meal time socialization. My recommendation is to make sure you have your full support of your spouse before doing it. Or, better yet - do it together! That would be ideal.  <br /><br />There will be times when you can&rsquo;t avoid social food gatherings, upon which you will have to reveal that you are fasting. In cases where we were invited to people&rsquo;s home for dinner, or out to a restaurant, I simply informed them ahead of time that &ldquo;I looked forward to the event, but just to let you know, I&rsquo;m fasting right now, so if you could have some tomato juice for my first course and peppermint tea for dessert, I&rsquo;ll be just fine. And don&rsquo;t worry, I won&rsquo;t feel weird...&rdquo;<br /><br /></span></p><p style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:14px; font-weight:bold; ">A FEW SURPRISES<br /></span></p><p style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:14px; ">Here are a few surprises that I encountered along the way.<br />-you won&rsquo;t believe what still keeps coming out of you even weeks after not putting anything into you. Enough said<br />-I couldn&rsquo;t believe it - I lost a whole watch size on my wrist! We carry weight on our wrists?<br />-at 30 days I stumbled and had half a bowl of popcorn - the tempter will remain nameless. Yet, it acted as a flush - yes, still more stuff to come out after 30 days!<br />-at about 33 days I tried a beloved Tim Hortons double double. It tasted horrible and uninteresting to me, after 5 weeks of pure veggie and and fruit juice<br />-I tried so called &ldquo;pure&rdquo; Tropicana orange juice - it was so sweet I could not drink it. I had become used to &ldquo;true pure&rdquo; orange juice right from the oranges<br />-I slept better, and had way more energy in the morning - waking up feeling rested<br />-it was surprising to see how much energy I had, while taking in just fluids. Some times I wondered why we eat solid foods at all<br />-it wasn&rsquo;t until I was close to the end that people started to notice my weight loss. (because of my face) Classic quote from my pastor&rsquo;s wife: &ldquo;Are you ok? You don&rsquo;t look so good.&rdquo;<br />-do not have a Harvey Angus Burger 3 days after your fast. Yes, that is stupid, and painful. Trust me.<br /><br /></span></p><p style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:14px; font-weight:bold; ">WEIGHT LOSS<br /></span></p><p style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:14px; ">Most people will lose 1+ lbs per day for the first 10 days, and that was pretty true in my case. I tell you it can be exciting to see yourself going down 1-1.5 lbs every day, day after day. When I started I was 203lbs. When I hit 188.8 lbs on day 10, I couldn&rsquo;t believe it! I hadn&rsquo;t seen the 180s in years... It took 13 more days to drop the next 10 lbs. I hadn&rsquo;t seen the 170s since I was in high school, I think. It took 17 days (nearly the whole last half of the fast) to drop my last 10 lbs down to 169. For the speed at which you drop weight, everyone&rsquo;s mileage will vary based on how fat you are (for lack of political correctness). Frankly I did not expect to go much below 180, so it was a complete surprise to make it to 169. However what was a surprise was that with even that much weight loss, my tummy was still not flat. I figure it would have taken another 2 weeks to finally lose the &ldquo;pooch.&rdquo; Although it was way smaller than when I started to be sure. <br /><br />Each person carries around about 5-10lbs of fecal matter in them at all times, that just doesn&rsquo;t come out (sorry about the image) so when you begin eating again you will gain back 5-10 lbs for sure, as you rebuild up that store. In my case, 40 days later, I&rsquo;m back up to 183 lbs, meaning I gained back 14 lbs after beginning to eat again, but 20 lbs less than when I started. When I carry around our baby Hudson who is 19 lbs, I can&rsquo;t believe I used to carry that much weight around on my body all the time! I feel great physically, and it feels like I&rsquo;ve been given a new digestive system. I&rsquo;ve been able to wear pants that I have not been able to get into for years, and have other pants that will simply fall off if I don&rsquo;t wear a belt. A good problem to have. I was richly blessed from a spiritual perspective, as I met with God every day on faith, looking to glorify God even in that fast. <br /><br />In the movie &ldquo;Chariots of Fire&rdquo; - about the life of Eric Liddell, the Olympic runner who refused to race on Sundays - the Bible is quoted: &ldquo;For those who honour Me I will honour.&rdquo; (1 Samuel 2:30) I wish to acknowledge and honor God in all that I do, and so it is with this fast. My hope is that this small account of my experience will encourage others to practice this spiritual discipline.<br /><br />References:<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#000099;"><u><a href="http://www.freedom">www.freedomyou.com<br /><br />http://www.freedomyou.com/level%202/Fasting%20Page%20Guide.htm</a></u></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />see here for the fasting section<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#000099;"><u><a href="http://www.championjuicer.com">www.championjuicer.com</a></u></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#000099;"><u><a href="http://www.fasting.com">www.fasting.com</a></u></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>You Might be a Dispensationalist if...</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2010-03-13T22:02:56-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/983d35c7d24742e1bf33cde70dd0e98f-64.html#unique-entry-id-64</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/983d35c7d24742e1bf33cde70dd0e98f-64.html#unique-entry-id-64</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; color:#0100E9;font-weight:bold; "><u><a href="http://scripturethoughts.wordpress.com/2010/03/11/you-might-be-a-dispensationalist-if/">You Might Be A Dispensationalist If&nbsp;&hellip;.</a></u></span><span style="font:14px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><br /></span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">The 2010 Shepherd&rsquo;s Conference sessions are now </span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; color:#0100E9;"><u><a href="http://www.shepherdsfellowship.org/media/?filter=ministry&id=26&year=2010&subtype=1&lang=1&page=1&type=100">available as MP3 files to download</a></u></span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">.<br />From Michael Vlach&rsquo;s session:&nbsp; You Might Be A Dispensationalist If &hellip;.<br />1.&nbsp; You believe the primary meaning of Old Testament passages is found in the Old Testament passages themselves.<br />
2.&nbsp; You believe that national Israel is not a type that finds its significance ended with the Church.<br />
3.&nbsp; You reject Replacement Theology.<br />
4.&nbsp; You believe that Jews and Gentiles can be unified in salvation and there is a future for the nation Israel.<br />
5.&nbsp; You believe that the nation Israel will be saved and restored with a role to the nations after the Second Coming.<br />
6.&nbsp; You believe that believing Gentiles can be the seed of Abraham without becoming spiritual Jews or part of Israel.<br /><br />and &hellip;.<br />
Covenantalists believe in dispensations, and Dispensationalists believe in covenants.<br /><br /><br />I guess I&rsquo;m a Dispensationalist...</span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title></title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2010-01-08T12:32:57-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/ddb5f38cb893da9bfc96818f21b0aec7-63.html#unique-entry-id-63</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/ddb5f38cb893da9bfc96818f21b0aec7-63.html#unique-entry-id-63</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; ">WITNESSING AND EVANGELISM - a shunned discipline</span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /><br />Imagine being a Christian for 20 years and one day being convicted in a huge area of disobedience and pathetic growth in your life. For example, lets say you never gave any of your money or resources to the ministry of the church, or to God&rsquo;s work in any way. Or perhaps you&rsquo;ve never obeyed the Lord by being baptized. Or maybe you have not been exercising faith in a certain area of your life. Most Christians, when confronted with  scripture that shows them an area of growth they are weak in, will want to, by God&rsquo;s grace, seek to obey and grow in that area of their walk.<br /><br />About two years ago my wife and I became quite aware of the sad state of our witnessing lives, as we began to regularly listen to a radio ministry that shared the gospel with people on the street day after day. In my case, I realized that my 8 months of missionary efforts in Lithuania were ill trained, ill-equipped and poorly executed. It&rsquo;s hard not to think of my time there as a waste now, and that the sharing of the gospel I had done publicly for the last several years was poorly presented (more on that later). In my wife&rsquo;s case, she summed it up by saying; &ldquo;To my shame I&rsquo;ve been a Christian in full time ministry on staff at a church for 10 years, and have never once gone out of my way to witness to a stranger.&rdquo;<br /><br />Most Christians reading this article won&rsquo;t need much convincing that evangelism is something that they should be doing, and is expected of every Christian. But lets start by defining what evangelism is. Evangelism is to present Jesus Christ in the power of the Holy Spirit to sinful people, in order that they may come to put their trust in God through Him, to receive Him as their Saviour, and serve Him as their King in the fellowship of His Church.1<br /> To put it simply, it is communicating the gospel. So if you are sharing the gospel, you are evangelizing. This can include various methods such as the spoken word, text, prerecorded messages, sign language or many other ways. Evangelism is not just for missionaries! Pastor John Piper has made the distinction that missions is evangelism in another culture.<br /><br />Why should a Christian witness? Jesus Christ commanded it.<br /><br />Matthew 28:19-20&nbsp;19Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 20and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age."<br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; ">Mark 16:15&nbsp;&nbsp;15He said to them, "Go into all the world and preach the good news to all creation.<br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; ">Luke 24:47&nbsp;47and repentance and forgiveness of sins will be preached in his name to all nations, beginning at Jerusalem.<br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; ">John 20:21&nbsp;21Again Jesus said, "Peace be with you! As the Father has sent me, I am sending you." <br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; ">Acts 1:8 8But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth."<br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; ">Some other verses of interest:<br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; ">Proverbs 11:30&nbsp;&nbsp;30 The fruit of the righteous is a tree of life, 
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and he who wins souls is wise.<br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; ">2 Corinthians 5:11&nbsp;11Since, then, we know what it is to fear the Lord, we try to persuade men. What we are is plain to God, and I hope it is also plain to your conscience.<br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; ">Romans 10:14 How, then, can they call on the one they have not believed in? And how can they believe in the one of whom they have not heard? And how can they hear without someone preaching to them? <br /><br />2 Timothy 4:1-2 In the presence of God and of Christ Jesus, who will judge the living and the dead, and in view of his appearing and his kingdom, I give you this charge: Preach the Word; be prepared in season and out of season; correct, rebuke and encourage&mdash;with great patience and careful instruction.<br /><br />1 Peter 2:9&nbsp;&nbsp;9But you are a chosen people, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, a people belonging to God, that you may declare the praises of him who called you out of darkness into his wonderful light.<br />Why Don&rsquo;t We Witness?<br /><br />There are hundreds of reasons and excuses why Christians will not open their mouths and speak to non-believers about Christ. One of them is that a person will say &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t have the gift of evangelism.&rdquo; Author Ray Comfort says &ldquo;Saying I don&rsquo;t have the gift of evangelism is like saying I don&rsquo;t have the gift of feeding the poor.&rdquo;<br /><br />Some Christians believe that evangelism is a gift and the responsibility of only those with that gift. They appeal to Ephesians. 4:11 for support: &ldquo;It was he who gave some to be apostles, some to be prophets, some to be evangelists, and some to be pastors and teachers.&rdquo; While it is true that God gifts some for ministry as evangelists, He calls all believers to be His witnesses and provides them with both the power to witness and a powerful message. Every evangelist is called to be a witness, but only a few witnesses are called to the vocational ministry of an evangelist. Just as each Christian, regardless of spiritual gift or ministry, is to love others, so each believer is to evangelize whether or not his or her gift is that of evangelist.2<br /><br />Luis Palau said &ldquo;I find that the people who most argue against evangelism as a priority haven't won a soul to Christ in decades. They are afraid of the nonbeliever. In almost every case, they stay within their closed circles. We scream at the world with our magazines and our microphones, but we don't mingle with the people in the world to bring them to Jesus Christ. Sometimes we hide behind theological statements that go beyond Scripture. Sometimes we hide by saying, "I'm just much too busy carrying on my gift." And we forget that witnessing is not an option. We are all supposed to be witnesses.&rdquo;<br /><br />When it comes down to the core of it, pride is the most common sin that stops us from witnessing in the end. We are afraid of what people will think of us. We are afraid that we will look stupid. But by fearing men and not God we are sinning. By not loving people enough to share with them that Jesus Christ can save them from their sin which will result in their eternal punishment in hell, we are showing that we either don&rsquo;t really love them, or we don&rsquo;t really believe the Bible. Even Penn Jillette, the God hating atheist from the magic duo &ldquo;Penn & Teller&rdquo; surprisingly admits: <br />"How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize?" Jillette asked. "How much do you have to hate somebody to believe that everlasting life is possible and not tell them that? If I believed beyond a shadow of a doubt that a truck was coming at you and you didn't believe it, and that truck was bearing down on you, there's a certain point where I tackle you. And this is more important than that."<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; ">Methods of Evangelism</span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /><br />There are probably as many &ldquo;methods&rdquo; and mediums of evangelism as you can think of. By methods, I mean the context or situation. (as opposed to the message itself). Methods could include a whole spectrum such as sermons, kid&rsquo;s club, soup kitchen ministries, outreach events involving music or comedy, men&rsquo;s breakfasts, camps, or Christian sports leagues. The list is endless. There are many mediums as well, such as: speaking to a person one on one, through literature such as books or tracts, door to door, open air preaching, radio, internet, television, or sermons.<br /><br />It&rsquo;s important to realize that things like comedy, drama, juggling, music, or &ldquo;living the Christian life&rdquo; in and of themselves are not evangelism. However, if the gospel message is proclaimed through those mediums then you could call it evangelism. Personally, I think those who rely on &ldquo;lifestyle evangelism&rdquo; as their only form of evangelism are doing themselves, God, and the lost a big disservice, since it necessitates the lost &ldquo;coming,&rdquo; rather than you &ldquo;going.&rdquo; And seriously, how often does a non believer come up to you and say, &ldquo;Why are you so loving?&rdquo;<br /><br />Career evangelist Luis Palau points out &ldquo;You have not been a true witness to Jesus Christ until you have openly, clearly, lovingly presented the message of John 3:16. Witnessing for Jesus Christ is done through one's life, but the life has no meaning if the lips do not speak. Until you've done that, you have not been a full witness to Jesus Christ. People cannot guess why you're such a good neighbor unless you openly, clearly express your faith in Christ.&rdquo;<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; ">OK, Where do I start?</span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /><br />I have found that even when I&rsquo;m committed to making evangelism a part of life, it&rsquo;s so very easy to slip back into my self focused life; keeping my lips closed, gospel tracts, books or dvds to myself and not going out of my way to share the greatest news in the world. One of the reasons for this I believe, is because it is a discipline. To become good at anything you have to practice it, and prepare for it. Having someone teach, train and encourage you (disciple you!) is of great importance. I can teach the worst klutz to juggle in far less time that I taught myself to juggle because I had no experience or knowledge about it. I would never be able to juggle six balls today if I never practiced juggling. I used to wonder how I could grow up in a church with such great Bible preaching and teaching, and never learn how to witness? It&rsquo;s because I never saw anyone do it, and hence never learned how to do it. Therefore I never placed the proper importance on it. I think it&rsquo;s safe to say that if there is no one in your church regularly involved in sharing the gospel with friends or strangers, you probably won&rsquo;t be either. So, if you are interested in learning how to witness more effectively, and regularly, get prepared and get some people together! In my church situation I can&rsquo;t tell you how blessed I am to know that there are people I can call (including my wife) that will take a few hours to go out to the mall, or the market, or the park and talk to people. It&rsquo;s always the same for everyone - you go dragging your feet, quite nervous, and after having the honour of sharing the gospel with someone, your heart beats with joy, and you go home with a skip in your step!<br /><br />So how does the believer plan and prepare? For starters, let me say that you will never &ldquo;feel&rdquo; ready. So don&rsquo;t plan on doing a 1 year course before you decide to open your mouth. Begin to practice saying and sharing the gospel with a friend or family member. You will soon discover that even though you may have sat in church for years, if you&rsquo;ve never done it, it can be hard to share the gospel clearly in just a few minutes. Don&rsquo;t believe it? Try it! <br /><br />There are a lot of good ice breakers and tracts with the gospel message on them available today. I used to think lowly of tracts, but not anymore. They can be so helpful to start a conversation, and they can go where you cannot - home with people. I even met a woman whose husband become a Christian from a tract he found in a port-a-potty. He then led her to Christ and now the two of them train thousands of other believers every year how to share their faith. All that from one tract not even handed directly to someone. There are plenty of resources that can help you get prepared. One of the ministries that changed our evangelistic lives was Way of the Master, which did two things for my wife and I.<br /><br />First, it showed us that we didn&rsquo;t need to have a Bible College degree or seminary education to have a strategy for our witnessing conversation. We heard people of all faiths (or lack of faiths) being witnessed to over and over again, and realized that with some practice, you can get to the point where you know how to get a conversation started, and where to take it. We are empowered by the Holy Spirit (Acts 1:8), and whether the conversation goes &ldquo;well&rdquo; or you are completely rejected, it&rsquo;s a win win situation! 1 Peter 4:14 says: If you are insulted because of the name of Christ, you are blessed, for the Spirit of glory and of God rests on you. Remember, you don&rsquo;t do the converting, God does!  Your job is to faithfully plant the seeds and let God work on the soil.  <br /><br />Secondly, it showed us that by not presenting God&rsquo;s moral law to the sinner before the gospel of grace, we cripple and weaken the effectiveness of the gospel, and are in danger of creating a false convert, who never actually repented of his sin, because he never knew what sin was. (Romans 7:7) By helping a non-believer to see how they personally have broken God&rsquo;s moral law (the Ten Commandments), and that a holy God must punish law breakers, then punishment (hell) is reasonable and the gospel makes sense. (Gal. 3:24). About one hundred years ago, the evangelical church at large began to abandon the use of the law in evangelism, to our great peril. The topic of using the law in evangelism is an important one and my space is short so for more information on this subject read, &ldquo;The Way of the Master&rdquo; by Ray Comfort, or for a crash course listen to the two sermons listed below in the resource section. <br /><br />Please take the time this new year to think about your witness for Christ. If it hasn&rsquo;t happened already, it won&rsquo;t be long before, like me, you have a friend die that you did not share the gospel with, and then it will be too late. Take a lesson from this event that happened in New York. On December 19 2009, a pregnant woman in a coffee shop had a fatal seizure in front of two paramedics who refused to help her. According to media reports, 25-year-old Eutisha Rennix, of Brooklyn, was in&nbsp; Au Bon Pain when she began to complain of severe pain and shortness of breath.&nbsp; Rennix later fell to the ground with convulsions and foaming of the mouth. Two paramedics who were in the coffee shop told patrons to call 911 because they were on their break, according to witnesses. When an ambulance finally arrived, it was too late.&nbsp; Rennix died shortly after being transported to the hospital.&nbsp; Sadly, doctors were not able to save the life of her infant daughter, Jahniya Woodson who died about two hours after her mother. How do you feel about the paramedics who stood by and did nothing, when it was in their ability to help? As Christians, we know that there are people all around us who are terminal, with the sickness of sin. We have the medicine. Will you offer it to them or stand by and do nothing?<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; ">3 Questions For Application</span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /><br />Since evangelism is expected, will you obey the Lord and witness?<br />Since evangelism is empowered, will you believe that God can use your words in the salvation of others?<br />Since evangelism is a discipline, will you plan for it?<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; ">Helpful Resources</span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; ">Books</span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br />Spiritual Disciplines for the Christian Life, (Evangelism Chapter). Donald S. Whitney<br />One Thing You Can&rsquo;t Do in Heaven, Mark Cahill<br />The Way of the Master, Ray Comfort (A must-read for every Christian interested in evangelism)<br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; ">Sermons</span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br />Hells Best Kept Secret & True and False Conversion by Ray Comfort, </span><span style="font-size:16px; "><a href="http://www.wayofthemaster.com/audiolessons.shtml">www.wayofthemaster.com/audiolessons.shtml</a></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; ">Radio</span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br />Wretched Radio, On FamilyNet Sirius Satellite Radio Channel 161 3-5pm weekdays. Download or listen live at </span><span style="font-size:16px; "><a href="http://www.wretchedradio.com">www.wretchedradio.com</a></span><span style="font-size:16px; ">  (&ldquo;witness Wednesdays&rdquo;)<br />The Cross Current Radio, </span><span style="font-size:16px; "><a href="http://tccradio.com/">http://tccradio.com/</a></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; ">Web Sites</span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><a href="http://www.thecrosscurrent.com">http://www.thecrosscurrent.com </a></span><span style="font-size:16px; ">An excellent evangelism ministry lead by Rev. Cory McKenna, based in London Ontario. Get involved in street witnessing in different Ontario cities.<br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><a href="http://www.wayofthemaster.com">http://www.wayofthemaster.com</a></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><a href="http://www.livingwaterscanada.com">www.livingwaterscanada.com</a></span><span style="font-size:16px; "> (also a great source for tracts - click on &ldquo;Store&rdquo;)<br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; ">Courses</span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br />School of Biblical Evangelism, </span><span style="font-size:16px; "><a href="http://www.biblicalevangelism.com">www.biblicalevangelism.com</a></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br />Evangelism Basic Training Course </span><span style="font-size:16px; "><a href="http://www.livingwaterscanada.com">www.livingwaterscanada.com</a></span><span style="font-size:16px; "> - Click &ldquo;Store&rdquo;<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; ">Resources to give Non-Believers</span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br />An excellent Canadian-themed website that shares the gospel, </span><span style="font-size:16px; "><a href="http://www.greatnewscanada.com">www.greatnewscanada.com</a></span><span style="font-size:16px; ">	<br />One Heartbeat Away, Mark Cahill - A great book to give to a non-believer<br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><a href="http://www.livingwaterscanada.com">www.livingwaterscanada.com</a></span><span style="font-size:16px; "> Click on &ldquo;store&rdquo; for some great tracts from a Canadian supplier<br />The Big Question, An evangelistic DVD &ldquo;tract.&rdquo; </span><span style="font-size:16px; "><a href="http://www.wretchedradio.com/store">www.wretchedradio.com/store</a></span><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /><br />1 J.I.Packer, Evangelism and the Sovereignty of God (Downers Grove, IL: InterVarsity Press, 1979), pages 37-57<br />2 Spiritual Disciplines for the Christian Life, (Evangelism Chapter). Donald S. Whitney, Page 95<br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title></title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2009-12-23T12:16:00-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/99fc74e18557a411628fc847ec173631-62.html#unique-entry-id-62</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/99fc74e18557a411628fc847ec173631-62.html#unique-entry-id-62</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:27px; ">WET&nbsp;PANTS <br /></span><span style="font-size:18px; ">Come with me&nbsp;to a third grade classroom. There is a&nbsp;nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of&nbsp;a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and&nbsp;the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his&nbsp;heart is going to stop because he cannot&nbsp;possibly imagine how this has happened. It's&nbsp;never happened before, and he knows that when&nbsp;the boys find out he will never hear the end of&nbsp;it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak&nbsp;to him again as long as he&nbsp;lives. <br /></span><div class="image-right"><img class="imageStyle" alt="GoldfishInBowl" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/goldfishinbowl.jpg" width="360" height="283"/></div><span style="font-size:18px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:18px; ">The boy&nbsp;believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his&nbsp;head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this&nbsp;is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes&nbsp;from now I'm dead&nbsp;meat.' He looks up&nbsp;from his prayer and here comes the teacher with&nbsp;a look in her eyes that says he has been&nbsp;discovered. <br /><br />As the&nbsp;teacher is walking toward him, a class mate&nbsp;named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is&nbsp;filled with water. Susie trips in front of the&nbsp;teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water&nbsp;in the boy's&nbsp;lap... <br />The boy&nbsp;pretends to be angry, but all the while is&nbsp;saying to himself, 'Thank you, Lord! Thank you,&nbsp;Lord!' <br /><br />Now all of a&nbsp;sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule,&nbsp;the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher&nbsp;rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts&nbsp;to put on while his pants dry out. All the other&nbsp;children are on their hands and knees cleaning&nbsp;up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful.&nbsp;But as life would have it, the ridicule that&nbsp;should have been his has been transferred to&nbsp;someone else -&nbsp;Susie. <br />She tries to&nbsp;help, but they tell her to get out. You've done&nbsp;enough, you&nbsp;klutz!' <br /><br />Finally, at&nbsp;the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers,&nbsp;'You did that on purpose, didn't you?' Susie&nbsp;whispers back, 'I wet my pants once&nbsp;too.' <br /><br />May God help&nbsp;us see the opportunities that are always around&nbsp;us to do&nbsp;good. </span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title></title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>General</category><dc:date>2009-11-17T10:53:54-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/968fc6127589b34cf82491f734cf5ab6-61.html#unique-entry-id-61</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/968fc6127589b34cf82491f734cf5ab6-61.html#unique-entry-id-61</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:18px; font-weight:bold; ">Cough Etiquette<br /></span><br /><a href="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/assets/PHAC_coughetiquette.wmv" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="Logo--Public_Health_" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/logo--public_health_.jpg" width="480" height="417"/></a> Click to Play<br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title></title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>General</category><dc:date>2009-11-11T12:50:46-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/d323b51aa21292148c632ad62bea9cb0-60.html#unique-entry-id-60</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/d323b51aa21292148c632ad62bea9cb0-60.html#unique-entry-id-60</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">Now that  Vancouver  will be hosting the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about  Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!</span><br /><br /><br />Q:&nbsp;I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?&nbsp;(England)<br />
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.<br />

<br />Q:&nbsp;Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)&nbsp;<br />A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
<br />
&nbsp;<br />Q:&nbsp;I want to walk from&nbsp; Vancouver&nbsp;to&nbsp;&nbsp; Toronto&nbsp;- can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)<br />
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
<br />
<br />Q:&nbsp;Is it safe to run around in the bushes in&nbsp; Canada&nbsp;? (&nbsp;Sweden)<br />
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.<br />

&nbsp;<br />Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in&nbsp; Canada&nbsp;?&nbsp; Can you send me a list of them in&nbsp; Toronto&nbsp;,&nbsp; Vancouver&nbsp;,&nbsp;&nbsp; Edmonton&nbsp;and&nbsp; Halifax&nbsp;? (England)<br />
A: No, but you'd better bring a few extra furs for trading purposes.<br />

<br />Q:&nbsp;Can you give me some information about hippo racing in&nbsp; Canada&nbsp;? (USA)<br />
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of&nbsp; Europe &nbsp;&nbsp; Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night inCalgary&nbsp; Come naked.<br />

<br />Q:&nbsp;Which direction is North in&nbsp; Canada&nbsp;? (USA)<br />
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll&nbsp;send the rest of the directions.&nbsp;
<br />
<br />Q: Can I bring cutlery into&nbsp; Canada&nbsp;?&nbsp;(England)<br />
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

<br /><br />Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)&nbsp;<br />
A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it.&nbsp; Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in&nbsp;&nbsp; Vancouver&nbsp;and in&nbsp; Calgary&nbsp;, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

<br /><br />Q: Do you have perfume in&nbsp; Canada&nbsp;? (Germany)<br />
A: No, WE don't stink.
<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth.&nbsp; Where can I&nbsp;sell it inCanada&nbsp;?&nbsp;(USA<br />
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />Q: Can you tell me the regions in&nbsp; British Columbia&nbsp;where the female population&nbsp;is smaller than the male population? (Italy)&nbsp;<br />
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in&nbsp; Canada&nbsp;? (USA)<br />
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
<br />
<br />Q: Are there supermarkets in&nbsp; Toronto&nbsp;and is milk available all year round?&nbsp;(Germany)<br />
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
<br />
<br />Q: I&nbsp;have a question about a famous animal in&nbsp; Canada&nbsp;, but I forget its name. It's a&nbsp;kind of big horse with horns. (USA)<br />
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone&nbsp;walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)&nbsp;<br />
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>KW Record Newspaper Article about the Cates&#x27;</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>General</category><dc:date>2009-10-16T20:11:00-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/61872e869373b448ca955467b9fcfcbd-50.html#unique-entry-id-50</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/61872e869373b448ca955467b9fcfcbd-50.html#unique-entry-id-50</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/pastedgraphic.pdf">pastedGraphic</a><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">Wednesday, October 7, 2009<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:18px; font-weight:bold; ">Comedian juggles show biz and real life</span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />By Colin Hunter, Record staff<br /></span><div class="image-right"><img class="imageStyle" alt="Canadian Christian Comedian 1" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/canadian-christian-comedian-1.jpg" width="405" height="513"/></div><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">KITCHENER &ndash; Of all the juggling routines Bob Cates has performed &ndash; and there have been plenty &ndash; the trickiest one became part of his repertoire just one month ago: fatherhood.<br />Sure, Cates can juggle bowling pins while riding a two-metre-high unicycle, but cradling his newborn son Hudson requires a special kind of dexterity.<br />And yes, Cates can keep 21 genuine dinner plates simultaneously spinning atop an immense array of rods, but changing diapers has proven a comparably dicey undertaking.<br />&ldquo;The combination of juggling and fatherhood, that&rsquo;s tricky,&rdquo; Cates says, holding little Hudson in the crook of one arm juggling two white balls with the other.<br /><br />For more than a decade, Cates has criss-crossed the globe several times over, performing his comedy juggling routine at corporate events, church events and on the high seas.<br />When he tallied up all the weeks he has performed on cruise ships, it dawned on him that he has spent roughly three years on the &ldquo;floating prisons with room service,&rdquo; as he jokingly calls the vessels.<br />The cruise ship jobs have actually been good work &ndash; and they helped pay for a nice, impressively tidy house in Kitchener &ndash; but Cates plans to take a break from cruise shows after his upcoming two-week stint with Royal Caribbean.<br />With little Hudson now part of the family, Cates and his wife Jane hope to keep their vaudevillian show a little closer to home for a while.<br />The Nov. 6 show at Guelph Salvation Army, for instance, will be a rare opportunity for the Cates clan to bedazzle an audience and still get home before Hudson gets cranky.<br />Just last week, Hudson got his first chance to see daddy in action, though his vision is still blurry and unfocused, so he just slept backstage instead.<br />The audience, on the other hand, marveled as always at Cates&rsquo; boundless energy, comic timing and preternatural dexterity.<br />Thirty-eight-year-old Cates has devoted his adult life to honing an act that mixes juggling, magic and admittedly &ldquo;squeaky clean&rdquo; comedy that is suitable for children but completely palatable to adults.<br /><br />It all began in the town of Forest, a rural burg situated between Sarnia and Grand Bend, when Cates was still in high school. He was watching a video in English class that included a brief snippet of juggling, which prompted him to whisper to his buddy: &ldquo;Wouldn&rsquo;t it cool to be able to do that?<br />His buddy boasted that he could, in fact, do that &ndash; then proved it by juggling a trio of blackboard erasers. Impressed, Cates borrowed a book on juggling from the library and scooted to his room in the family farmhouse to practice for hours on end.<br />By the time he got to McMaster University to study business, Cates was proficient enough to start a juggling club on campus.<br />Small gigs followed, mostly busking at carnivals and street fairs, and Cates sharpened his comic patter and added to his increasingly difficult repertoire of tricks.<br />Along the way, he bought an original plate-spinning rig that was previously used by a regular performer on the Ed Sullivan show, and devoted himself to learning the lost art. The results were often less-than-stellar.</span><div class="image-right"><img class="imageStyle" alt="Canadian Christian Comedian" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/canadian-christian-comedian.jpg" width="405" height="387"/></div><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />&ldquo;My serious estimate is that in the past 10 years I&rsquo;ve smashed about 1,000 plates,&rdquo; he says. He has, however, discovered an upside to the occasional blooper: &ldquo;People love to see plates smash. Especially kids.&rdquo;<br />Nowadays there&rsquo;s one kid in particular that Cates is desperate to please. Hudson doesn&rsquo;t really do much yet, aside from &ldquo;eat, sleep and fill up diapers,&rdquo; Jane says.<br />But Cates is optimistic that, one day, Hudson might follow in daddy&rsquo;s footsteps.&ldquo;In the ultrasound his hands were moving around like he was juggling,&rdquo; says Cates. &ldquo;That was pretty exciting.&rdquo;<br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#000099;"><u><a href="mailto:chunter@therecord.com">chunter@therecord.com</a></u></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />For Bob Cates&rsquo; videos, information and show schedule, visit </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#000099;"><u><a href="http://www.comedyinmotion.com">www.comedyinmotion.com</a></u></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>JC Ryle&#x2019;s Advice to Young Men</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2009-10-16T20:09:52-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/541a8b647f0b5217c97c5f5735210654-49.html#unique-entry-id-49</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/541a8b647f0b5217c97c5f5735210654-49.html#unique-entry-id-49</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:19px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; ">Taken from, </span><span style="font:19px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; "><em>Thoughts For Young Men</em></span><span style="font:19px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; ">, J. C. Ryle (1816 - 1900) <br /></span><span style="font:19px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; "><a href="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/assets/JC_Ryle_advice.pdf" rel="self">This</a></span><span style="font:19px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; "> is a fantastic several page document which is relevant for men even of all ages.</span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Our Son Has Arrived - Hudson Elliot Cates</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>General</category><dc:date>2009-09-03T19:45:27-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/3f7ef59e68dbb38e5a3d2379b490d45d-46.html#unique-entry-id-46</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/3f7ef59e68dbb38e5a3d2379b490d45d-46.html#unique-entry-id-46</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[September 1, 2009<br />8 lbs 13 ounces<br /><br />A <a href="http://gallery.me.com/bobcates#100733" rel="external">VIDEO</a> of his first few days.<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_3251" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_3251.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_3260" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_3260.jpg" width="480" height="640"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_3314" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_3314.jpg" width="480" height="360"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Sexual Survival in an Age of Temptation</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2009-08-27T17:03:12-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/b0e578fa2b63ac9ecc19504231d280d8-45.html#unique-entry-id-45</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/b0e578fa2b63ac9ecc19504231d280d8-45.html#unique-entry-id-45</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">A great sermon series from John MacArthur- and it&rsquo;s free!<br /><br />1 Thessalonians 4:3-8<br /></span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">3</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "> For this is the will of God, </span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">i</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">your sanctification:</span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">2</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "> </span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">j</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">that you abstain from sexual immorality; &nbsp;</span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">4</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "> that each one of you know how to control his own </span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">k</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">body</span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">3</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "> in holiness and </span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">l</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">honor, &nbsp;</span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">5</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "> not in </span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">m</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">the passion of lust </span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">n</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">like the Gentiles </span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">o</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">who do not know God; &nbsp;</span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">6</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "> that no one transgress and </span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">p</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">wrong his brother in this matter, because the Lord is </span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">q</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">an avenger in all these things, as we told you beforehand and solemnly warned you. &nbsp;</span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">7</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "> For </span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">r</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">God has not called us for </span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">s</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">impurity, but in holiness. &nbsp;</span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">8</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "> Therefore </span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">t</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">whoever disregards this, disregards not man but God, </span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">u</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">who gives his Holy Spirit to you.<br /><br /></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">God created it, sin corrupted it, Hollywood and Madison Avenue have made a killing off it. Sex is probably one of the most talked about, written about topics around. When enjoyed as God designed, it&rsquo;s a wonderful human experience. When we go against God&rsquo;s design, it can destroy families, careers, ministries, and literally kill.</span><span style="font:14px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><br /></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">So, in a day when you can hardly glance at a billboard without being confronted by unwholesome images, how do you stay pure? Is cutting yourself off from the media the key to overcoming temptation? What can and should you do to know victory over sexual sin?</span><span style="font:14px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><br /></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">In </span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em><a href="http://www.gty.org/Resources/Sermon+Series/289" rel="external">Sexual Survival in an Age of Temptation</a></em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">, John MacArthur helps you understand and apply the standards God has established for your thoughts and behavior in the area of sexual sin. This study can help you strengthen your commitment to purity and overcoming sexual temptation.</span><span style="font:13px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><br /></span><span style="font:15px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><a href="http://www.gty.org/Resources/Sermon+Series/289" rel="external">Two Free MP3s</a></span><span style="font:15px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Telecommunication Competition in Canada</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>General</category><dc:date>2009-08-27T09:26:06-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/cc9338546196f93e41d2c420ce6afb93-44.html#unique-entry-id-44</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/cc9338546196f93e41d2c420ce6afb93-44.html#unique-entry-id-44</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">I left BELL Canada finally after 15 or more years as their prices, particularly on my home phone kept mysteriously rising. So I switched to a voice over IP provider which had a pretty good deal. However, after a few months away, Bell called and said "we want you back" with an offer I couldn't refuse. So now I'm going back for $62.84+ tax for INTERNET (6meg) AND Home PHONE including 25 hours long dist/mo north america + 5 features, no install fee, no hook up ect. Now THAT is a pretty good price.  Apparently the price is good for 2 years. They even offered a free HD box plus BASIC TV for $26. But we&rsquo;ve decided not to get TV here. But that price WAS tempting. So, the moral of the story is, if they won&rsquo;t give you a competitive price, cancel your service, and show them you mean business. Heck, maybe you can even just use your cell for 3 months till they call you back. <br /><br /></span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">For another great telecommunications option, you should also check out the company ACN </span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><a href="http://www.opportunityknockseh.acnrep.com/l_index.asp?CO_LA=CA_EN" rel="external">HERE</a></span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">.<br />My brother is a rep, and they offer many different services from home VIDEO phones (COOL!), to cell phones, and home internet.</span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Rob Bell in a Nutshell</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2009-08-19T10:35:59-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/308d7eef3a8f6f304bee6b90b4eece87-43.html#unique-entry-id-43</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/308d7eef3a8f6f304bee6b90b4eece87-43.html#unique-entry-id-43</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="image-right"><img class="imageStyle" alt="rob-bell1" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/rob-bell1.jpg" width="216" height="209"/></div><p style="text-align:justify;">Pastor Rob Bell is very popular Christian pastor and speaker. Many Christians love him, despite his many <a href="http://apprising.org/2008/08/neo-orthodoxy-an-emergent-overview/" rel="external">neo-orthodox beliefs</a>. Discernment is not just the ability to be able to discern between right and wrong, but between right and almost right.  I have been to his church in Grand Rapids, read some of his book Velvet Elvis (before abandoning it for better material) and listened to his sermons. What concerns me is that many Christians take in many of his false teachings without being a Berean - checking them out agains scripture to &ldquo;see if what he is saying is true." But the hard part is that he says LOTS OF GREAT STUFF and the bad stuff can be SO SUBTLE. Here is an article of research that brings together in a good format a summary of many of those teachings. (note this is already a year old, so it doesn&rsquo;t touch on his &ldquo;The God&rsquo;s are not angry&rdquo; tour, in which he gives a very unclear definition of repentance, as well as the gospel. See <a href="http://www.sfpulpit.com/2007/11/21/rob-bell-the-gods-should-be-angry/" rel="external">here</a> for that review).<div class="image-right"> </div><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#333333;"><a href="http://apprising.org/2008/08/rob-bell-in-a-nutshell-the-bible-2/" rel="external">ROB BELL IN A NUTSHELL</a></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#333333;"><br /></span>also of interest<span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#333333;"><br /></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#333333;"><a href="http://www.irishcalvinist.com/?p=1283 " rel="external">ROB BELL MAKES ME ANGRY: A PASTORAL RESPONSE TO VELVET ELVIS</a></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#333333;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align:left;"><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; ">Here is a quote from John Piper&rsquo;s message he gave at the 2005 pastor&rsquo;s conference which has now been made into a book titled &ldquo;Preaching the Cross&rdquo;. This comes from page 105:<br />&ldquo;Oh, that God would raise up young preachers who leave their hearers with a spiritual sense of shock at the sense of God&mdash;some sense of the infinite weight of the reality of God.<br />That is my longing for our day&mdash;and for you. That God would raise up thousands of broken-hearted, Bible-saturated preachers who are dominated by a sense of the greatness and the majesty and the holiness of God, revealed in the gospel of Christ crucified and risen, and reigning with absolute authority over every nation and every army and every false religion and every terrorist and every tsunami and every cancer cell and every galaxy in the universe.&rdquo;<br />Later he says: &ldquo;What gives preaching its seriousness is that the mantle of the preacher is soaked with the blood of Jesus and singed with the fire of hell. That&rsquo;s the mantle that turns mere talkers into preachers.&rdquo;<br /><br />Is Rob Bell that kind of preacher? You can decide for yourself.<br /></span></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>13 Evangelistic Phrases that produce False Conversions</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2009-08-13T00:28:51-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/a9ac10a743587bb7bb338026175ffe90-42.html#unique-entry-id-42</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/a9ac10a743587bb7bb338026175ffe90-42.html#unique-entry-id-42</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A very interesting article by TODD FRIEL about how we can use wrong, misleading, or just plain horrible language when it comes to presenting the gospel.<br />____________________________<br /><br />Churches divide over carpet color, building additions and budgets. In the meantime, our fellow church members are going to hell by the boat load.<br /><br />A.W. Tozer said, &ldquo;It is my opinion that tens of thousands of people, if not millions, have been brought into some kind of religious experience by accepting Christ, and they have not been saved.&rdquo;<br />D. James Kennedy said, &ldquo;The vast majority of people who are members of churches in America today are not Christians. I say that without the slightest contradiction. I base it on empirical evidence of twenty-four years of examining thousands of people.&rdquo;<br />Friend, we argue over so many petty things. May I suggest we have lost sight of the most important debate of all, &ldquo;What is salvation?&rdquo; My theology teaches that salvation happens when a man repents and places his trust in Jesus Christ (Acts 20:21).<br />I would like to present thirteen ways that we have re-defined how a person becomes a true convert. Have we done this intentionally? Certainly not. We have simply created lingo that has a grain of truth in Scripture, but it is so open to interpretation that the un-converted understand it in ways that lead to false conversions.<br /><br />1. Make Jesus your Lord and Savior. We cannot make Jesus our Lord and Savior, He is our Lord and Savior. We are living in rebellion to Him and He commands us to repent and trust Him.<br />2. Ask Jesus into your heart. Does Jesus come into our hearts? Yes He does. The question is, &ldquo;How does He get in there?&rdquo; It is not by simply asking Him in; it is by repentance and faith.<br />3. Just believe in Jesus. The demons believe and they tremble. We must repent and trust.<br />4. You have a God-shaped hole in your heart and only Jesus can fill it. We have far more than a hole that needs to be filled so we can feel complete; we have a wretched, deceitful, sinful heart that needs cleansing. Repentance and faith applies the blood of the lamb for that cleansing.<br />5. Accept Jesus. Whoa. We need to accept Jesus? This is entirely backward. We need Jesus to accept us&ndash;and He will, if we repent and trust.<br />6. Make a decision for Jesus. Decisional regeneration puts man in the driver&rsquo;s seat of salvation. When we repent and trust, Jesus decides to save us. That puts Him in the driver&rsquo;s seat&hellip;where He demands.<br />7. It is easy to believe. While the formula of repentance and faith sounds simple, a complete surrendering of self in repentance is anything but easy. It&rsquo;s hard.<br />8. God loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life. The only promises for the convert are trials, temptation and persecution. If that is how you define a wonderful life, fine. Otherwise we must command all men everywhere to repent and trust.<br />9. Come to Jesus just as you are. We should come to Jesus just as the sinners we are, but He also expects a broken heart and contrite spirit demonstrated in repentance and faith.<br />10. Come to Jesus and you will receive forgiveness of sins and ________________ (fill in the blank with money, health, a healed marriage). Jesus didn&rsquo;t promise healed marriages; in fact He promised broken homes because we would divide when one member repents and trusts.<br />11. Come to Jesus and experience love, joy, peace. Do we get the fruit of the Spirit upon conversion? Yes. But if we come seeking the gifts and not the giver, we will receive neither. Instead, we must repent and trust.<br />12. Jesus is the missing piece. Um, no, the God of the universe is not the missing piece, He demands that He is the center of our lives when we repent and trust.<br />13. Jesus is better than fame and fortune. That is an understatement, and frankly, it is insulting. Saying Jesus is better than money is like saying that a steak dinner is better than eating a dung hill. He defies comparison and we trivialize the Son of God. Instead, we should be pleading with all men everywhere to repent and trust.<br /><br />If I showed up at your door with a can of grapefruit juice and a roll of paper towels and offered to change your oil, you would say, &ldquo;No thanks.&rdquo; If we wouldn&rsquo;t let someone mess with our car using the wrong method, why do we allow the Gospel to be presented so ambiguously?<br />Would you let a doctor operate on your child who was &ldquo;sort of&rdquo; accurate? The salvation of men is far more important than an appendix.<br />I beg you to consider how you share the Gospel. You and I know what we are talking about when we use these phrases, but do the unregenerate? Is it possible that we have so many backsliders today because they never slid forward in the first place? Is it because they were never told that they must repent and trust?<br />If we are willing to debate shag verse plush in the fellowship hall, shouldn&rsquo;t we be more concerned about an issue that has eternal consequences?]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Summer of 2009</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>General</category><dc:date>2009-07-16T16:38:14-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/0842b28e927a824aeb3b4935f8a58787-41.html#unique-entry-id-41</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/0842b28e927a824aeb3b4935f8a58787-41.html#unique-entry-id-41</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This is a slow summer for us. But it works out, since our baby is due Aug 23rd.<br />Click on JUNE to see our tons of postings from last month.<br />Bob :-)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Life on board the Regatta</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-13T12:38:39-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/305fe4969912e966795a2dd12c643063-39.html#unique-entry-id-39</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/305fe4969912e966795a2dd12c643063-39.html#unique-entry-id-39</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:18px; ">Some of you have asked what things are like on board the Regatta and what the ship looks like.  Well, we&rsquo;ve added a blog just for you.  Here are some shots of the inside of the ship.  It really is a beautiful ship, as you can see and as far as service, food, and accommodations go, I would say the best I have been on...and Bob too.  The showroom, however, is challenging for the show with its low ceilings and low attendance too since most of the passengers are older and after a full day of touring, can&rsquo;t stay up until 9:45 pm when the show starts.  So pros and cons, for sure.  But we are really enjoying it and are being treated very well.  All of the places you see, we can freely go to with the exception of The Polo Grill and Toscana Restaurants.  The only hold 100 people per evening and unless we are asked by passengers to dine with them, we have to eat in the main Dining Room or the Terrace Restaurant (which is no great struggle).  So, come with us on our tour of the beautiful and elegant, Regatta.<br /></span><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">&ldquo;Tea Time&rdquo; in Horizons...tea, little sandwiches, scones, other sweet treats, and a four piece orchestra playing while you eat.<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1280" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1280.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Horizons<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1644" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1644.jpg" width="480" height="269"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The &ldquo;Spa&rdquo; (that&rsquo;s Lily from Melbourne, Australia)<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1603" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1603.jpg" width="480" height="269"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The Library <br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1619" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1619.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0936" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0936.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The Card Room<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1602" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1602.jpg" width="480" height="269"/></strong><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The Grand Dining Room<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1625" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1625.jpg" width="480" height="269"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The Toscana (Italian Food Restaurant)<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1614" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1614.jpg" width="480" height="269"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:17px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The Main Stairway and Reception Area <br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1626" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1626.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong>\<img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1633" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1633.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The Fitness Room<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1605" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1605.jpg" width="480" height="269"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">On the Deck (the chairs have been taken in because of the bad weather)<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1609" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1609.jpg" width="480" height="269"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The Terrace Dining Room				<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1613" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1613.jpg" width="480" height="269"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Our Stateroom with our view out the window =)<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1655" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1655.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1654" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1654.jpg" width="480" height="269"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Berlin in a day&#x21;</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-13T11:17:10-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/8a0d0cc707e1e204d41071fba65d61ea-38.html#unique-entry-id-38</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/8a0d0cc707e1e204d41071fba65d61ea-38.html#unique-entry-id-38</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:18px; ">I really never thought I&rsquo;d ever have the opportunity to go to Berlin, Germany, but I did today!  It&rsquo;s an overcast day as we arrive in Rostock, Germany and the rains are sure to come.  And, once again, I forgot my umbrella!  Nevertheless, we are headed out of our tour bus for the 3 hour drive into Berlin to take in this city full of history.  My head is already spinning with the number of things I have taken in so far by the time this day ended my brain was on complete overload.  After a while you can&rsquo;t even hear what the tour guide in saying anymore because you just can&rsquo;t get your brain to squeeze in any more information.  But, I think I got the main things and it was quite a day.  if any city bears the marks of death, war, sin sickness, and cruelty to humankind, it is this one.  It is hard to bear these marks, but those who live here know their history well, and are determined to not repeat it.  <br /><br />Bob and I were on two different tours, with slightly different itineraries, but we mostly covered the same things.  He took in a few more museums than I did, and I went on a canal cruise that he did not, so they evened out.  We both took in the Berlin Wall (now covered with art in most places), the Freedom Arch that stood in the middle of the wall between East and West Berlin (the only thing left standing after the city was bombed), one of the Holocost Memorials, Checkpoint Charlie; the crossing between the Soviet and American ruled part of Berlin, the Parliament Buildings, the cobblestones remembrances of the Berlin Wall, KaDeWe (the largest department store in Berlin) and many other city highlights.  It&rsquo;s hard to imagine doing all of this in one day, but we did it.  After a very full day, we headed back to the ship on another 3 hour journey through terrible weather with high winds and pouring rain.  We left at 7:55 am, and returned to the ship at 9:45 pm.  A long day, to be sure, but then again, when will we ever have a chance to get to Berlin again?  Perhaps the best way to see the city is through pictures, so here goes.  <br /></span><span style="font:19px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The Holocost Memorial<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1494" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1494.jpg" width="480" height="269"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:18px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The Berlin Wall<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1513" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1513.jpg" width="480" height="269"/></strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1515" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1515.jpg" width="480" height="269"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1516" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1516.jpg" width="480" height="640"/><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The cobblestone lines that mark the wall that was built around the city with the Freedom arch in the background<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0976" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0976.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:17px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Remembering the wall on the streets of Berlin<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0978" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0978.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">...and those who lost their lives trying to cross it<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0975" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0975.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The Freedom Arch (and our Tour Guide, Jenz, holding the Bus #1 sign)<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0965" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0965.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1545" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1545.jpg" width="480" height="269"/><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The 5 Star Hotel where Michael Jackson &ldquo;dangled&rdquo; his son from the balcony<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0970" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0970.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The largest department store in Berlin from the outside...<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1026" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1026.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">...and the inside...Loralyn, if you&rsquo;re reading this, I took this for you...it&rsquo;s all TEA!<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1021" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1021.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>One on&#x2c; one off</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-13T11:06:25-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/f2ffedc1aa2f4d6823839c7bce71b62b-37.html#unique-entry-id-37</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/f2ffedc1aa2f4d6823839c7bce71b62b-37.html#unique-entry-id-37</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:21px; ">Well, today I&rsquo;m off on a cruise, and Bob&rsquo;s not.  Once again he has been gracious enough to let me go instead of him.  What a sweet guy!  We are in Copenhagen, Denmark today, but our cruise is taking us on a tour of not only Copenhagen, but of Malmo, Sweden.  The last time I was in Malmo, I was on my way to Bible school in Holsby Brunn and went to Malmo to get the train to Vetlanda where I would be picked up and taken to the school.  So, all I saw of Malmo back then was the train station.  I&rsquo;m so glad I got to see the &ldquo;real Malmo&rdquo; on this tour.  <br /><br />We stopped at a few of the popular sites in Copenhagen and were able to get a few photos of the Little Mermaid (I&rsquo;ve already shown you that) and of the castle where their queen resides.  After that we travelled over an amazing bridge connecting Sweden to Denmark.  In total, it is 16 kilometers; four kilometres on a man-made island, four of underground tunnel and eight of bridge.  It is quite something to see.  Out in the middle of the water as you pass over this amazingly constructed bridge are several wind generators which are seen all over the country.  Our tour took us first to the outskirts of Malmo to view the &ldquo;Twisted Torso&rdquo; which is quite something.  It is mostly used for residences, but it is such an optical illusion that looking at it from the outside it looks like the floors would be on an angle and that the people would be living in something like the leaning tower of Pisa.  I really don&rsquo;t think I&rsquo;d have any interest in living in this, but architecturally it is impressive.  <br /><br />From there we headed into the beautiful downtown gem of Malmo and had a brief walking tour and then had some free time to get lunch and explore on our own (my favourite part).  I proceeded to peak into a bunch of shops (and found myself a fun pair of Swedish clogs) and then got a coffee and a sweet treat.  All of the pastries, breads, sandwiches, etc. in Sweden (and all over the Baltic for that matter) are so yummy!  The most difficult part is choosing!  The weather has been very strange the past several days, a mixture between rain, cool winds, and the odd sunny break).  It sure is a big difference from the last cruise when every day was around 80.  I feel sorry for these passengers because the weather really does put a damper on things sometimes.  <br /><br />Nonetheless, the rain held off for most of the time we were in Malmo, and then we hopped on the bus once again to go and visit another small Swedish town called Lund, before we journeyed back to Copenhagen.  It had a very beautiful church and a university campus, and, the day we were there, all of the high school students were celebrating their graduation and were going around the downtown blowing whistles, drinking beer and wearing sailor hats.  It was definitely a cultural experience.  <br /><br />I had a very &ldquo;good&rdquo; group today and they were always back on the bus in time (or even early) and always stayed together.  What a treat for an escort!  After Lund, we headed back to downtown Copenhagen where some stayed in the downtown and others stayed on the bus to go back to the ship.  I enjoyed the day, thoroughly, but was ready to put my feet up after the 8 hour tour.  It is so hard for me to decide on the photos to include, because there are so many great shots, but I&rsquo;ll try to give you the best overview and upload the rest online when we get to a high speed place.  I hope you enjoyed touring Denmark and Sweden with me today!<br /></span><span style="font-size:18px; "><br /></span><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The castle in Copenhagen...only one guard today because the queen is not in her residence</span><span style="font-size:18px; "><br /></span><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1324" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1324.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Crossing the bridge from to Denmark to Sweden with wind generators lined up in the waters<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1432" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1432.jpg" width="480" height="291"/></strong><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The &ldquo;Twisted Torso&rdquo; in Malmo, Sweden<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1336" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1336.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Little Swedish daycare children out for a walk...not to sure about the tourists invading<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1343" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1343.jpg" width="480" height="369"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Life in downtown Malmo (can you see the dog in her basket?)<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1360" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1360.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1370" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1370.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1371" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1371.jpg" width="480" height="640"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1379" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1379.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Where I bought my clogs...included for all you &ldquo;shoppers&rdquo; who might care! =)<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1376" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1376.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The Park in Malmo (they cut the trees using scaffolding)<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1385" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1385.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><br /><span style="font:17px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Lund Castle<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1395" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1395.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1401" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1401.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Graduation Day Celebrations!<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1408" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1408.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Part of Lund University Campus<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1420" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1420.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>On tour in Gdansk&#x2c; Poland</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-13T10:46:55-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/7bda1e5aeb18ab988e1f51301716546e-36.html#unique-entry-id-36</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/7bda1e5aeb18ab988e1f51301716546e-36.html#unique-entry-id-36</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:20px; ">Bob and I were up early today to great ready to escort our tour groups on our &ldquo;Highlights of Gdansk&rdquo; tour.  We donned our blue shirts and name tags with pride (well, maybe not with pride), but we put them on because we have to, and headed down to our buses.  The tour took us on a driving tour around the city, and then a walking tour through the downtown.  My tour guide, Jake, was very exuberant and fun, but my passengers were a bit on the &ldquo;wandering&rdquo; side.  The downtown is so pretty and full of history (and luring shops), that half the time I was left searching for anywhere from 2-4 of my passengers.  They would just wander off without telling anyone and then I&rsquo;d try and find them and bring then back.  It was kind of like herding cats.  I&rsquo;m sure that&rsquo;s how Christ must feel when his children continually wander off and he seeks for them and brings them back to the fold.  We are wanderers by nature, I guess.  I must admit, I was very happy for our official &ldquo;free time&rdquo; to begin so that I could let my group head off on their own without having to worry about them.  Bob and I crossed paths a few times in the downtown, and we both had a good time enjoying the sun (we haven&rsquo;t had much of it on this tour), and snapping photos of this beautiful city that has literally emerged from the ashes of WWII.  There was hardly anything left to the city after the Nazis invaded, but much of it has been carefully and beautifully restored and the rest stands in remembrance of the darkness of hearts filled with sin.  <br /></span><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The &ldquo;tall boy&rdquo; and &ldquo;pregnant girl&rdquo; meet in the streets and get snapped by a passenger (who made me show off the belly)<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1305" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1305.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">A picture of downtown Gdansk after WWII<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0944" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0944.jpg" width="480" height="646"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The same view today<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0945" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0945.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Snapshots of life in the downtown on a sunny day<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0960" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0960.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1302" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1302.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0961" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0961.jpg" width="480" height="640"/><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Life shots on the outskirts of Gdansk<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_9511" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_9511.jpg" width="480" height="450"/></strong>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Sunday in Estonia</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-13T10:35:48-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/063b531428e6a7defd55637d694df658-35.html#unique-entry-id-35</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/063b531428e6a7defd55637d694df658-35.html#unique-entry-id-35</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:20px Tahoma; ">Well, this is our second trip to Estonia and it&rsquo;s a Sunday.  So, Bob looked on line to see if he could find an English speaking church that we could attend, and he did!  We ended up worshipping with a small International church that meets in the Radisson Hotel in downtown Tallinn.  I think there may have been about 20 of us there, but it was good to be in church nonetheless.  The pastor and his wife are actually from Florida and have been serving in Estonia for the past six years.  After church, we meandered around the Old Town in Tallinn, which is so nice, and then headed back to the ship.  Oh, did I mention we stopped in a MacDonald&rsquo;s for lunch! =)  Tonight we&rsquo;ll set sail for Gdansk, Poland again and we&rsquo;ll head out on another tour.  We have been very fortunate to be able to get so many tours with the ship! <br /></span><span style="font:14px Tahoma; "><br /></span><span style="font:18px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">A view of Tallinn from the top of the Radisson Hotel where we went to church<br /></span><span style="font:14px Tahoma; "> </span><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1276" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1276.jpg" width="480" height="269"/><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Bob at the entrance to the Old Town<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0930" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0930.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Juggling Teaches Brain New Tricks</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-12T16:26:51-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/b2ed1f6169788a743743cd69ed13d78a-34.html#unique-entry-id-34</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/b2ed1f6169788a743743cd69ed13d78a-34.html#unique-entry-id-34</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Tahoma-Bold; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Learning How to Juggle Changes Brain Structure<br /></span><span style="font:14px Tahoma; ">I recently found this old article on my computer that I found interesting.</span><span style="font:14px Tahoma-Bold; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><br /></span><span style="font:14px Tahoma; color:#898989;">By&nbsp;</span><span style="font:16px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; ">	</span><span style="font:14px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; color:#006699;"><u><a href="http://content.health.msn.com/content/Biography/7/1756_54621.htm">Jennifer&nbsp;Warner</a></u></span><span style="font:14px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; ">&nbsp;</span><span style="font:16px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; "><br /></span><span style="font:14px Tahoma; color:#898989;">Reviewed By&nbsp;</span><span style="font:14px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; color:#006699;"><u><a href="http://content.health.msn.com/content/Biography/7/40428.htm">Brunilda &nbsp;Nazario,&nbsp;MD</a></u></span><span style="font:14px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; ">
</span><span style="font:14px Tahoma; color:#898989;">on Wednesday, January 21, 2004</span><span style="font:14px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; ">
</span><span style="font:14px Tahoma; color:#898989;">WebMD Medical News</span><span style="font:16px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; ">	</span><a href="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/pastedgraphic.pdf">pastedGraphic</a><span style="font:14px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; ">&nbsp;</span><span style="font:14px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; color:#006699;"><u><a href="http://content.health.msn.com/content/article/79/96364.htm?printing=true">Printer-friendly version</a></u></span><span style="font:14px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; "> <br /></span><span style="font:14px Tahoma; ">Jan. 21, 2004 -- An old brain may not be too old to learn new tricks after all. <br />A new study shows learning how to juggle can actually change the structure of the brain in adults and increase areas involved in thought and processing. <br />Researchers say the findings challenge the notion that the structure of the adult brain does not change except for negative changes caused by aging or disease. Instead, the study suggests that learning produces not only functional but structural changes in the brain. <br /></span><span style="font:14px Tahoma-Bold; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Juggling Boosts Brain Power <br /></span><span style="font:14px Tahoma; ">In order to see if the structure of the adult brain changes in response to demands, researchers used magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) scans to look at the brains of adults who have learned to juggle. <br />In the study, published in the Jan. 22 issue of Nature, researchers divided a group of young adults who had no experience in juggling into two groups. One group was given three months to learn how to juggle three balls simultaneously, and the others remained non-jugglers. <br />MRI scans were performed at the start of the study, after the jugglers became skilled performers and could juggle for at least 60 seconds, and three months later. During that three-month period, the jugglers did not practice or attempt to extend their skills. <br />Although the participants had similar brain scans at the start of the study, the second scan revealed that the jugglers experienced significant expansion in the area of the brain associated with the processing and storage of complex visual motion. <br />The amount of expansion also correlated with the juggler's performance. The more skilled they became, the greater growth they experienced. <br />The increased areas seen on brain scans among the jugglers declined by the third brain scan. The non-jugglers showed no change in brain structure during the study. <br />Researchers say the temporary brain structure changes occurred in motion-selective areas of the brain, and the mechanism behind these changes is unclear and merits further study. <br /></span><a href="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/pastedgraphic-2.pdf">pastedGraphic</a><span style="font:14px Times, Georgia, Courier, serif; "><br /></span><span style="font:14px Tahoma; ">SOURCE: Draganski, B. Nature, Jan. 22, 2004; vol 427: pp 311-312. </span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A funny look at my old goals</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>General</category><dc:date>2009-06-08T13:54:54-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/3099899efcce94a40d97a9867213d0b4-33.html#unique-entry-id-33</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/3099899efcce94a40d97a9867213d0b4-33.html#unique-entry-id-33</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">I was going through some of my old personal goals. </span><div class="image-right"><img class="imageStyle" alt="bob381compressed" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/bob381compressed.jpg" width="174" height="287"/></div><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />In 2001 I had this under relationship stuff:<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">	2001 &ndash; No girlfriends<br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">2002 &ndash; Think about possibility of girlfriend<br />2003 &ndash; Pray for and mentally prepare for girlfriend<br />2004 &ndash; Be open to having an actual girlfriend & courtship<br />2005-2006 - Be ready for marriage if God wills<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">And wouldn&rsquo;t you know it, I was actually ready in 2006 and got married in 2007! (good thing I used years instead of months!)<br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Final Day in St. Petersburg RUSSIA</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-06T18:07:31-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/3ecabb7c616a232abc7098017ec73678-32.html#unique-entry-id-32</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/3ecabb7c616a232abc7098017ec73678-32.html#unique-entry-id-32</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:18px; ">Today is our last day in St. Petersburg, Russia.  In fact, as I sit here in the &ldquo;Card Room&rdquo; composing this blog entry, I can hear and feel the rumble of the ship&rsquo;s engines which means our ship is sailing once again.  Strangely enough, as we leave the skies have cleared and we are enjoying the sail away under blue skies.  But, the day didn&rsquo;t start like this.  It started out as is has for all of our three days here...cold and rainy.  But, that didn&rsquo;t dampen our spirits as we took on another tour as escorts, this time to Peterhof and the palaces of Peter the Great&rsquo;s youngest daughter Olga and his wife.  Bob and I went to the same place again, but on separate buses.  I only had a small group to keep together, so it was a breeze compared to my Catherine the Great Palace adventure.  It was a 4 hour tour through the two palaces and then through the gardens.  You are not able to take pictures of the palace interiors, so my pictures of the palaces are limited to the outdoors.  The gardens were my favourite part.  I didn&rsquo;t even mind the rain because the views were so magnificent.  Pictures can barely do it justice.  But, I&rsquo;ve attempted to bring you along with me so that you can taste of bit of the magnificence.  Once we got back to the ship, we were too late for lunch in casual dining room, called the Tapas on the Terrace, so we had a great burger at Waves, with a smoothie and now we&rsquo;re working on getting caught up on emails, blogs and other little tasks.  I&rsquo;ve managed to finish off 2 books already and am on my third which, if you know me well, know that that&rsquo;s a big deal!  Tomorrow we&rsquo;ll be in Tallinn, Estonia again and will likely roam the old town again while we look fervently for an internet cafe with high speed so that you can actually read this blog.  Let&rsquo;s hope we find one, or else you&rsquo;ll be reading this when we&rsquo;re back in Canada again!<br /><br /></span><span style="font:18px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">A view of another cathedral from the palace grounds<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0900" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0900.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font-size:18px; "><br /></span><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1241" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1241.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Olga&rsquo;s Palace-daughter of Peter the Great<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0894" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0894.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Our groups meet in the Gardens<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1271" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1271.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The Palace of Peter the Great at Peterhof, his private gardens.  <br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1260" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1260.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Garden views<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1257" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1257.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Looking down from the Palace to the Baltic Sea!<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0912" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0912.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1266" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1266.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The Checkerboard Fountain<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0926" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0926.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Hermitage</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-06T17:42:56-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/ef82b7f3d84913e1a098ca94c96d6904-31.html#unique-entry-id-31</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/ef82b7f3d84913e1a098ca94c96d6904-31.html#unique-entry-id-31</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:16px; ">One of the famous attractions of St. Petersburg is The Hermitage.  And, the blue-shirted escorts got to go today!  And boy, did we look good! =)  Actually, check out the picture for a hilarious pic.  Bob had to wear a girl&rsquo;s shirt because they were out of men&rsquo;s shirts, and mine was too small.  But, we followed the rules and wore our shirts and set out to one of the most famous art museums in the world.  I laughed at one point when I saw Bob counting his group in The Hermitage, looking all official wearing his skin tight, girl&rsquo;s shirt.  He was so hilarious!  In a museum like this one, it&rsquo;s hard to know when to stop taking photos.  I mean, everything thing&rsquo;s a picture, literally, and you can snap yourself silly.  But, then you realize that someone is going to have to look at these, and you may not remember the names of any of the artists when you get home.  But, I&rsquo;m going to show you some of the pieces of the collections they have, as well as show you what the interior of this amazing museum looks like.  It&rsquo;s quite a spectacle!  Catherine the Great really loved her art, and she loved lots of grand, gold, glitzy design.  So, enjoy the view of the Winter Palace/The Hermitage.  <br /></span><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">I know the resolution is bad, but I just had to show you our hilarious escort outfits.  <br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1100" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1100.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:17px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The Hermitage/Winter Palace <br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1109" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1109.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Can you spot Bob?<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0829" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0829.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1142" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1142.jpg" width="480" height="640"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1152" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1152.jpg" width="480" height="640"/><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The only piece of Michaelangelo&rsquo;s sculpting work on display at the Hermitage</span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0855" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0855.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1183" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1183.jpg" width="480" height="640"/><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1207" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1207.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Renoir<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0859" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0859.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The outer court of the Hermitage<br /></span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0860" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0860.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Your friendly neighbourhood escort.  <br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1208" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1208.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The end of the day in the Grand Dining Room for a lovely dinner!<br /></span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0863_2" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0863_2.jpg" width="480" height="429"/><br /><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>What&#x2c; no pictures&#x21;</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-06T17:11:39-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/089f0833c4fd842b70345dd06c7c160c-30.html#unique-entry-id-30</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/089f0833c4fd842b70345dd06c7c160c-30.html#unique-entry-id-30</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:18px; ">Okay, I worked for my free tour today!  Actually, I had 2 tours today, so it was a busy day.  The day started at 8:00 am on the dock where I waited in the freezing cold for my tour group to arrive.  We are in St. Petersburg, Russia again today, so getting everyone through immigration is a bit of a process.  I don&rsquo;t have a visa for Russia, which means that unless I&rsquo;m able to be an escort and tour with a ship tour, I can&rsquo;t get off the ship.  We are docked at a far away port this time and the view is not very nice.  We are looking at cargo bins and scrap metal pretty much.  We didn&rsquo;t get the docking position we had last time right in the center of the downtown, because the Economic Forum is being held in St. Petersburg so there are many dignitaries, etc downtown so the ports are very busy.  There are also 9 cruise ships in port today, so the tour locations will likely be PACKED!  Bob, bless his heart, offered to stay on the ship today so that I can go on both tours since he&rsquo;s been here before and I haven&rsquo;t.  Okay, back to my group.  We finally got everyone on the bus by 9:45 am and headed for the Palace of Catherine the Great in PusHkin.  It is about one hour from St. Petersburg.  It is cold and rainy today and we have 43 people on our bus.  We have 2 tour guides and will travel in 2 groups with our guides through the museum.  We got to the museum and proceeded to stand in the rain and wait to get in along with several others.  The museum was so busy, keeping everyone together was a huge challenge.  Between headphone sets that didn&rsquo;t work, lost coats, lost people, barely recognizable Russian english by one of our guides, soaked clothes, etc. it was quite a day.  Oh, and did I mention the camera I took (Bob&rsquo;s good one) went dead before I got one picture!  Yes, I had back-up batteries too, but they were dead too.  So, unfortunately, I have no pictures of my trip to the Palace of Catherine the Great (who I was named after, by the way!  ha, ha), but only my memories of this day!  I&rsquo;ve never been happier to get back to the ship and have a warm shower!  Actually, the Winter Palace was amazing, and it was great to be able to see one of the amazing sights of St. Petersburg today.  The evening brought on a totally different slice of Russian life as I took in the Russian singing and dancing show which I loved!  The musicians were excellent and the dancers were everything I thought I would see when I think of Russian dance.  I was prepared tonight with 2 cameras and a lot of back-up batteries!  And, I didn&rsquo;t have to wear the blue escort t-shirt tonight either.  What a treat!  I do have some video of the evening too, but I&rsquo;ll have to show you that when I get home.  Enjoy the pics...well, of half the day, anyway.</span><br /><br /><span style="font:15px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">NO BLUE GOLF SHIRT!</span><br /><br />  <img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1039" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1039.jpg" width="480" height="640"/><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><br />The army band and choir</span><br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1048" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1048-2.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1064" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1064.jpg" width="480" height="640"/><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">This guy was incredible and a riot to watch!<br /></span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1063" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1063.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1044" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1044.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1066" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1066.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1058" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1058.jpg" width="480" height="360"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Hello from Helsinki FINLAND</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-06T16:47:43-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/d17a7dad73dc8ba5e9da07c858722434-29.html#unique-entry-id-29</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/d17a7dad73dc8ba5e9da07c858722434-29.html#unique-entry-id-29</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:18px; ">Well, you never know what a day will bring, and that was certainly true today.  Bob and I managed to be able to escort two different tours today.  Let me explain this whole &ldquo;escort&rdquo; thing so that when I write about it in the future, you will know what I am talking about.  So, crew and guest entertainers on board ships can put in requests for tours as an escort which means we assist the local tour guide by keeping the group together, tending to guests needs, and doing an evaluation for the ship about how the tour went.  It&rsquo;s really not a bad gig since we get to see the sights, for FREE!  Bob and I cannot go on the same bus for tours, but that&rsquo;s not a problem.  So, Bob&rsquo;s tour to Poorvu was leaving at 10 am and mine wasn&rsquo;t leaving until the afternoon at 1:10.  So, he got going and I waited and worked on blog entries until a bit after lunch.  However, when I went out to meet my bus at 1:10 as was stated on my form, I found out that all of the tours were morning tours, and there were no more buses coming.  So, with map in hand (did I mention that my navigation skills are sad at best), I set out into Helsinki on my own.  I wandered around the streets heading towards big buildings on the map I knew nothing about, but figured they must be important and snapped pictures of them and any other highlights of Helsinki as I went.  So, if you ask me the names of the buildings I saw today, I have no idea, but they are pretty and were definitely picture-worthy.  And, I&rsquo;m realizing that I am actually not taking pictures of Bob and I anywhere, so I&rsquo;m going to work on that so that you know I&rsquo;m not just downloading pictures from the internet.  </span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">My first attempt at a &ldquo;people pic&rdquo;, otherwise known as a &ldquo;proof pic&rdquo; (ie. proof I was there) -note the blue shirt--I still have my &ldquo;escort&rdquo; shirt on even though I had no tour... <br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0814" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0814.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Some local flare...we serve up fries or beavertails in Canada, but it&rsquo;s all about fish in Helsinki...here&rsquo;s some yummy salmon and potatoes<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0808" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0808.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Just pretty<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0806" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0806.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">An important building, I&rsquo;m sure! =)<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0820" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0820.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The downtown park in Helsinki<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0823" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0823.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Some snapshots of Bob&rsquo;s visit to the little town of Porvoo<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1020" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1020.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1019" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1019.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1031" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1031.jpg" width="480" height="360"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Stockholm&#x2c; Day 2</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-06T16:28:43-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/62ac2a6cafe9d18e71f049a5da202d93-28.html#unique-entry-id-28</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/62ac2a6cafe9d18e71f049a5da202d93-28.html#unique-entry-id-28</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:19px; ">Our second day in Stockholm was the 1st of June, which just happens to be our anniversary.  So Bob and I were thrilled today when we woke up to a beautiful sunny day to enjoy.  We spent the day being &ldquo;tourists&rdquo; for a while and visited a couple of museums in downtown Stockholm.  We first visited the Titanic museum and then went on to the Vasa museum showing off the Vasa war ship that was recovered for the Baltic Sea in one piece!  I&rsquo;m not really a museum person, to be honest, but I actually enjoyed these museums.  At the Titanic museum we had audio guides that we could control as we went and there were lots of pictures and personal stories of those who were lost, and saved at sea when the Titanic sank, so it made it quite enjoyable.  The Vasa museum had its own flair and the boat itself is something to see.  The rest of the day was spent wandering around the streets and finally arriving at a nice Italian cafe where we had a nice dinner and celebrated our second year of marriage.  I know it&rsquo;s not much, but we are thankful for every day we have had together.  And, since we have been married, we have spent nearly every single one of them together...and we still really love each other!  God is good and gave us a great day, and has blessed us with a great marriage.<br /><br /></span><br /><br /><span style="font:17px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">A view of downtown Stockholm-the shipped marked &ldquo;Hotel&rdquo; is actually a youth hostel I remember from when I was in Sweden so many years ago.</span><span style="font-size:13px; "><br /></span> <img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0804" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0804.jpg" width="480" height="360"/> <br /><br /><br /><span style="font:18px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The impressive &ldquo;Vasa&rdquo; war ship recovered in one piece-the museum was built around it!</span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0998" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0998.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:17px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Ah, doesn&rsquo;t it make you want to visit?  Another downtown view.  </span><span style="font:12px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1006" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1006.jpg" width="480" height="269"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Stockholm...the city of islands.<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0802" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0802.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>My Performance Philosophy as a &#x22;Christian Entertainer&#x22;</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2009-06-05T23:22:38-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/3e50acd4f10be12c6cc602b15b2bc225-27.html#unique-entry-id-27</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/3e50acd4f10be12c6cc602b15b2bc225-27.html#unique-entry-id-27</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">Being a &ldquo;Christian Entertainer&rdquo; can be a tricky thing in many ways. In 2009 we live in a society that is drenched in entertainment in any form that you can imagine. Many Churches and Para Church Ministries are hiring entertainers for a wide variety of events, such as Upward awards banquets, stand alone outreach events/concerts, church &ldquo;fairs&rdquo;, camps, youth conventions, and other things. When the entertainer is hired to be &ldquo;straight entertainment&rdquo; then it is simple. You just be funny, entertaining, and good at what you do to the glory of God. You are using your talents that God has given you, to the best of your ability. An example of this would be, a volunteer appreciation banquet for the church family where the focus is simply good clean fun, and not outreach.<br /><br />However, at 90% or more of the &ldquo;ministry&rdquo; events that I perform for, the focus is on evangelism or outreach in some capacity. This means that the congregation or ministry wants to share the Gospel at the event, or at least make some sort of connection with the non-Christians who come to the event.</span><div class="image-right"><img class="imageStyle" alt="jane spirit curtain 3" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/jane-spirit-curtain-3-2.jpg" width="480" height="320"/></div><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br /><br />So can a comedy show be evangelism? The dictionary definition of evangelism is </span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em>&ldquo;the spreading of the Christian gospel by public preaching or personal witness.&rdquo;</em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "> So evangelism is presenting the Christian gospel by preaching, proclamation or personal witness. Therefore a comedy show could be called evangelism if the speaker or performer shares the gospel.<br />Many performers are hired as &ldquo;Christian Entertainers&rdquo; but do not share the gospel. The reader can probably remember seeing a clean comedian, musician, band, illusionist, or comic variety act that did a great clean show, but did not share the gospel. Or perhaps they just shared something &ldquo;inspirational.&rdquo; That is fine and dandy if that&rsquo;s all you want or need. But my feeling is that if the focus of your event is evangelism, then you had better make sure you share the gospel at some point. <br /><br />That means that you have to get the gospel right for one thing. It also means that it would be advantageous if you could share it clearly and in a way that can be easily understood by the hearers. I believe that I as an entertainer should therefore be bold in my on stage witness, as well as take  every opportunity that I can to get the message across, as it may be someone&rsquo;s last chance before their death.<br /><br />I believe it is important to use the Law in evangelism in order to help the non believer understand what sin is, and to lead them to Christ. </span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em>Therefore the Law has become our tutor to lead us to Christ, that we may be justified by faith.</em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "> (Ga 3:23). I use the ten commandments as an example of some of the specific ways that we have broken God&rsquo;s law and store up wrath for ourselves. God commands us to repent of our sins, turning away from our sins and turning to Him in faith, for the forgiveness of our sins. </span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em>&ldquo;Therefore having overlooked the times of ignorance, God is now declaring to men that all everywhere should repent, because He has fixed a day in which He will judge the world in righteousness through a Man whom He has appointed, having furnished proof to all men by raising Him from the dead.&rdquo; </em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">(Ac 17:29)<br />We can be forgiven, because the payment for our sins has already been paid in full for us, by the perfect sacrifice of Jesus Christ, when he was put to death on the cross. </span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em>He made Him who knew no sin to be sin on our behalf, that we might become the righteousness of God in Him. </em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "> (2 Co 5:20)<br />It is not merely believing the facts of the gospel. But it is putting your full faith and trust in Jesus Christ alone for your salvation from your sins. Trusting in none of your deeds, even your righteous acts. </span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em>For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God; not as a result of works, that no one should boast.</em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "> (Eph 2:7)<br /><br />So, what is the &ldquo;tricky&rdquo; part for a &ldquo;Christian Entertainer&rdquo; that I mentioned above? </span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em>It is the fact that entertainment&rsquo;s goal is amusement, and the end goal of evangelistic preaching would be repentance and faith.</em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br /><br />I do not bill myself as a preacher who happens to be an entertainer, or a &ldquo;speaker&rdquo; who happens to be an entertainer. I&rsquo;m an entertainer who is a Christian. This means that from beginning to end, the show is designed to entertain and amuse, even in a &ldquo;ministry setting.&rdquo; But as a Christian, I can then by the grace of God, preach the message of salvation. I used to scatter the gospel message throughout the show, interspersing the elements of the gospel as I went along, building the facts and presentation in between comedy routines. </span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">However, I&rsquo;ve come to a point where I feel that it is more effective for me to perform the straight comedy show, and then speak at the end of the show. </span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">If there is time available, I will often perform for 1 hour, take a 10 minute break, (stage controlled by the MC or host), and then I return to stage out of character, as myself, and proclaim the gospel for about 15 minutes, taking the time to get it right. This way, I can keep the entertainment the entertainment, and the gospel, the gospel. Usually at the beginning of the show, I compare the evening (or my presentation) to that of a DVD. I tell the audience that on a DVD you have the main performance, and then the really cool behind the scenes stuff, like the director&rsquo;s commentary. Similarly, I inform the audience that I will give the main performance and then afterward give the most important &ldquo;behind the scenes&rdquo; insight or the &ldquo;director&rsquo;s commentary&rdquo; so to speak, about my faith.<br /></span><div class="image-left"><img class="imageStyle" alt="bob1" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/bob1-2.jpg" width="319" height="228"/></div><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br />This leads me to ask the question, </span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em>should something that has as its primary goal amusement, have a place in a Sunday AM worship service or fellowship gathering</em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">? (such as a comedy juggling show?) Personally I think not. At the very least I don&rsquo;t want to add to the problem of lack of good preaching/teaching/worship etc. on a Sunday morning. That is why I will not replace a Sunday morning service with a performance. I would consider speaking and sharing the gospel however. But there may not be as many non believers at a Sunday worship service, as there would be at non-Sunday evening concert, if outreach is your goal.<br /><br />Finally, if I have a performance philosophy, I must have a church philosophy that somehow fits into it. Over the last 18 months the Lord has been growing me greatly in the area of evangelism, and it has nothing much to do with the </span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em>Comedy in Motion</em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "> show. On one side of the coin, it has to do with </span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><em>how</em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "> I share the gospel. I&rsquo;ve been enlightened to use the Law (the 10 Commandments) in witnessing to the lost. (See comments above.) The Law is needed for grace to make sense to an unbeliever. (See </span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#000099;"><u><a href="http://www.wayofthemaster.com">www.wayofthemaster.com</a></u></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "> for more information.) I&rsquo;ve been stretched to use this &ldquo;method&rdquo; in one on one conversations, open air preaching, and tract giving.  <br /><br />The other side of the coin is </span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><em>where</em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "> I share the gospel, for lack of a better word. I&rsquo;ve noticed that we Christians really keep the good news to ourselves. Or we want the non-believers to come to us (at church) to hear the Gospel. Indeed, that is what I do for part of my living! (Outreach shows where we invite the lost). But Jesus said, </span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em>&ldquo;Go </em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><em>into</em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em> all the </em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><em>world</em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em> and preach the gospel to all creation.</em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "> (Mk 16:15) It has been said that there is about as much chance of the unregenerate unbeliever wandering into your church as there is a criminal turning himself into a police station. It does happen, but not that often. The unredeemed hate God!<br /><br />So I have been very challenged this past 18 months to put more energy into going to the unbelievers, and taking the gospel message to them, rather than trying to persuade them to come to the church, where people who love God want to go. This has been a personal challenge and stretch for me, requiring a step of faith, and I have so far to go! <br /><br /></span><span style="font:15px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">So regarding church - it is a place for believers to gather and worship, learn, be edified and encourage one another. Do we welcome non-believers to come to the church? Most definitely! But it is not to be designed for the unbeliever. Inviting the lost to attend church is not evangelism. Inviting them to Christ, IS. We are to go to them. (And I realize that now a days, we will actually find many of them IN the church.) The above church philosophy ideas have already be well summarized by others I will now quote:</span><span style="font:12px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br /></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br /></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em>Let me begin by stating upfront that Jesus Christ never commissioned His followers to go out into the world and "church" lost people. Nowhere in scripture will you find the Lord or any of His Apostles attempting to lure and entice the lost into the first century church. That was NEVER our Lord&rsquo;s intention. The church was created WITH and FOR the REDEEMED ONLY -- not for the faithless, rebellious and unrepentant. It only became the primary place for the lost to hear the Gospel preached because church members throughout the 20th century couldn&rsquo;t maintain enough faith and courage to talk about Jesus Christ outside the church sanctuary. So, for decades now, instead of Christians inviting the lost to Christ with an open Bible, a convicting Spirit and a working knowledge of scripture, we&rsquo;ve been inviting them to church instead to hear our pastor do what we ourselves should have been doing all along. Imagine what would become of our military if recruiters bribed civilian passersby into putting on a uniform, taking a loaded gun and boarding the next plane to the middle east to fight terrorists. Bribing the lost into spiritual service armed with little more than human wisdom, strength and talent to battle Satan and his demons on the streets of America is just as ridiculous and destructive. To say it defeats the purpose of the church would be a gross understatement. Ultimately, church attendance, membership, personal sacrifice and service should be the RESULT of one&rsquo;s salvation, not a means to obtaining it. If it becomes the latter, it eventually corrupts, confuses and degrades the church as a whole and undermines its divine purpose. Paul Proctor </em></span><span style="font:12px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em>http://www.newswithviews.com/PaulProctor/proctor3.htm</em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em><br />&nbsp;<br />...many would say that a seeker sensitive church still wants to minister to the believers that are coming to the church, but that at the same time it wants to be sensitive to the unbelievers that are coming in the context of evangelism and ministering to the unbelievers.&nbsp; And then, by their definition, Grace Community Church would be a seeker </em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><em>in</em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em>sensitive church.&nbsp; ...because our idea of what takes place on the Lord&rsquo;s Day is that the ingathering of believers on the Lord&rsquo;s Day is for, </em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><em>first and foremost, the exaltation of the Lord and then secondly it's for the edification of the believer. </em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em>Clay Miller</em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><em> </em></span><span style="font:11px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em>http://www.biblebb.com/files/MAC/SC03-1029.htm</em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em><br /></em></span><span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br /></span><span style="font:15px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">Having stated my performance and church philosophy, let me just say, that if you do not agree with me, I would still be very open to coming to whatever event you have, and performing and/or sharing the gospel wherever I can. I understand that each church body is different in how they choose to spend ministry dollars and puts planning and effort into their own events. As a professional performer, entertaining is how I make my living and I would be happy with &ldquo;just performing.&rdquo; I have performed at many outreach events put on by churches, in which I was specifically asked not share the gospel. Each church will have it&rsquo;s own reasons for this, and their own vision for the event (some use the show as a &ldquo;first contact&rdquo; type of event, or perhaps someone else at the event or conference is already sharing the gospel). <br /><br />I am passionate about sharing the gospel whenever and wherever I can, since none of us knows the date of our death. But if I&rsquo;m asked not to share the gospel, then I will follow the church&rsquo;s wishes, and not. Instead I just perform a great show, to the best of my God given abilities, just as as I would when hired by a corporate client, or cruise ship for straight entertainment.<br /><br />Thanks for taking the time to read this. I would love any feedback that you may have. I trust that God will bless you as you personally think about evangelism, and seek to reach the lost, as we are all called to do.<br /><br />Bob Cates</span><span style="font:12px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>New Inspiring Movie</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>General</category><dc:date>2009-06-04T13:52:11-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/35c93d32488e5cfb9af6ff6a557b7d8c-26.html#unique-entry-id-26</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/35c93d32488e5cfb9af6ff6a557b7d8c-26.html#unique-entry-id-26</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:18px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; color:#1F529A;font-weight:bold; ">I Got this email from Living Waters:</span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#2350AB;"><em><a href="http://app.bronto.com/public/?q=ulink&fn=Link&ssid=269&id=3u3g6ej1uamm0c66nhmd3v7hyh8a4&id2=0jpd7n83h7w59xhejkc63iq41hm7z"><br /></a></em></span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">We want to get behind a movie we previewed. It is called </span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em>"The Secrets of Jonathan Sperry" </em></span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">and is produced by our friend Rich Christiano. It is cleverly crafted to slowly draw you in. Suddenly, what seemed ordinary becomes extraordinary, and very powerful. If you care about the lost, you will love this movie. Kirk said:</span><span style="font-size:18px; "><br /></span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><em>"'The Secrets of Jonathan Sperry'</em></span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "> moved me with its message of the weight of eternity and the difference one faithful man can make in the lives of many. I recommend this inspiring movie for any family to watch together."</span><span style="font-size:18px; "><br /></span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">Please consider doing everything you can to get this into movie theaters. Go to </span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#2350AB;"><u><a href="http://app.bronto.com/public/?q=ulink&fn=Link&ssid=269&id=3u3g6ej1uamm0c66nhmd3v7hyh8a4&id2=3i90ss8y6ohi37ku08xxs5e48h83n">www.SperryMovie.com</a></u></span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "> and click on "Theaters" to see how you can become involved.</span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Stockholm&#x2c; Day 1</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-03T10:45:36-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/99433be620ec78b5c7e2e2c19fb2d46e-25.html#unique-entry-id-25</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/99433be620ec78b5c7e2e2c19fb2d46e-25.html#unique-entry-id-25</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:19px; ">It&rsquo;s been 21 years since I was last in Stockholm!  I can&rsquo;t believe it&rsquo;s been that long, but here we are again in this beautiful city of islands.  We have another gorgeous day (about 75 degrees F) and Bob and I are both off on tours.  We both had the same tour called &ldquo;Highlights of Stockholm&rdquo;, but we were on different buses.  Stockholm is a big city spread out over many islands so, on a bus tour you can traverse the whole city more easily.  Europe is so much older than Canada, so its cities always have so many beautiful old buildings, castles, bridges, etc to see.  The Swedish people are just as I remember them to be when I lived here so long ago:  stylish, fit (they ride their bikes everywhere), reserved, excellent English speakers and makers of great &ldquo;fika&rdquo; (my Swedish word for you meaning, &ldquo;snack&rdquo;) treats.  It is so hard for me to walk by all of the coffee shops and not want to stop in every one for a little taste of something sweet.  Once we got back from the bus tour, we returned for lunch on the ship and then headed out again to tour the city on our own.  Some of our time we just soaked in the warm sun at a park near the downtown and took in the locals enjoying it too.  I can&rsquo;t tell you how cute Swedish babies are!  Bob and I think that we&rsquo;ll likely have a &ldquo;Swedish-looking&rdquo; baby with blond hair and blue eyes.  It&rsquo;s fun to imagine what our own little one will look like! =)  <br /></span><span style="font-size:13px; "><br /></span><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">No caption needed...<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0959" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0959.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">One part of the city viewed on our bus tour</span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0946" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0946.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">A small theater on one of Stockholm&rsquo;s islands<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0952" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0952.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">&ldquo;Fit and fashionable&rdquo; Swedes<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0980" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0980.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A diamond in the rough</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-03T10:23:14-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/9c4db172a90579e1a3150b521bb4a198-24.html#unique-entry-id-24</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/9c4db172a90579e1a3150b521bb4a198-24.html#unique-entry-id-24</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:18px; ">Tallinn, Estonia is today&rsquo;s stop and, after having walked through the cobblestone streets of the city, I would have to call it a &ldquo;diamond in the rough&rdquo;.  Everywhere you look you see signs of both natural beauty in Tallinn&rsquo;s parks and structural beauty.  Not to mention the beautiful people here in Estonia.  We didn&rsquo;t get any tours today, and it was just as well, because walking the streets of Old Town Tallinn is a sight all its own.  As Bob and I meandered through the city (well, I meandered while Bob navigated) we took in lots of local flare.  We entered an old church to listen to a few accapella numbers by a trio of ladies.  The acoustics in the church made their voices soar.   Just before we entered the church we met a young girl selling postcards named Christine and we talked to her for a while, performed a few juggling tricks and left her with a few tracts.  By the time we emerged from the church, she had written us a postcard of thanks for the visit and the &ldquo;show&rdquo; and gave us both hugs.  What a sweet girl!  We pray that God will use the tracts to change her heart and bring her to Christ.  We also saw some local Estonian dancers putting on an outdoor show, watched some people enjoying archery, peeked in at a local children&rsquo;s &ldquo;fun fair&rdquo; (or at least I think that&rsquo;s what it was), walked through parks popping with colour, and, of course, enjoyed lunch at, you guessed it, McDonald&rsquo;s.  When everything else is changing, it&rsquo;s good to know you can always count on some things...=)  When you see the pictures, I think you&rsquo;ll agree that Tallinn is a special place that glistens with beauty and culture. <br /></span> <img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0879" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0879.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0870" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0870.jpg" width="480" height="640"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0863" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0863.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0910" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0910.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0865" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0865.jpg" width="480" height="360"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Russia without a visa</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-03T10:03:24-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/eaa15ef41b798aea09f856988ce0ae74-23.html#unique-entry-id-23</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/eaa15ef41b798aea09f856988ce0ae74-23.html#unique-entry-id-23</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:18px; ">Well, we arrived in St. Petersburg, Russia and because we don&rsquo;t have a visa, we actually cannot get off the ship!  It&rsquo;s a beautiful day here, and the spirals of castles and churches can be seen from our ship, but, alas, we can&rsquo;t go ashore.  But, we still have hope!  We have applied to be escorts for a few tours and if we get on, we can go with a ship tour and see the city.  Okay, day two has now come and we were able to get one tour and Bob graciously let me go on it.  It is a canal cruise of St. Petersburg with some stops for souvenir shopping.  I soon found as I started the tour that St. Petersburg is one of those cities where there is a picture opportunity on every corner.  The beautiful castles built for Peter and Catherine the Great and their families, cathedrals, museums, canals and bridges, etc all deserve a photo.  So, needless to say, choosing which pictures to include was a challenge.  But, don&rsquo;t worry, we can bore you with all of them if you&rsquo;re willing when we return to Canada.  <br /></span><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Bob sending me off on my tour while he enjoys his &ldquo;visa-less&rdquo; day  onboard the ship.</span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0810" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0810.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><br /><span style="font:18px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><br />A view of the canal<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0853" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0853.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:17px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">...more canal pics<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0842" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0842.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The &ldquo;Church on the Spilt Blood&rdquo;<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0849" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0849.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Peter the Great&rsquo;s &ldquo;Summer Home&rdquo;<br /></span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0838" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0838.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">A Russian souvenir market in the shadows of the Church on the Spilt Blood<br /></span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0852" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0852.jpg" width="480" height="640"/><br /><br /><span style="font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; ">CLICK ON &ldquo;MAY&rdquo; ON THE RIGHT SIDE BAR TO SEE PREVIOUS BALTIC ENTRIES.</span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Sharing a taxi in Gdansk</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-02T19:19:53-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/ec6b0692ef0c79bbc7326000c7cf3aca-22.html#unique-entry-id-22</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/ec6b0692ef0c79bbc7326000c7cf3aca-22.html#unique-entry-id-22</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">Today we shared a taxi with a couple from Switzerland (to save on expensive taxi fares) and ended up spending the day touring Gdansk with them.  Gdansk is a city full of history and local flare.  From flower stands, to brick churches, to old buildings showing the remembrances of World War II, Gdansk offered us a peek into historic Europe.  Most of our day was spent wandering around &ldquo;Old Town&rdquo; snapping pictures, enjoying lunch, and enjoying the warm sunshine on our faces.  I didn&rsquo;t think it would be almost 25 in Poland at this time of year, but I&rsquo;m glad it was.  Our friends Wem and ....hmmm, can&rsquo;t remember, were great company and we enjoyed the day of touring with them.  I guess Gdansk is the place to get amber if you&rsquo;re looking for it, and it&rsquo;s not hard to find, that&rsquo;s for sure.  As we weaved around school groups out on field trips and fellow tourists, we just soaked in the new and the old of Gdansk and thanked God for another day to enjoy!<br /></span><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><br />Fortune telling birds!  I&rsquo;m not sure this little guy believes it!...Me either!</span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0807" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0807.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">One of the many views in Old Town, Gdansk.  (Wem&rsquo;s on the right)</span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0789" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0789.jpg" width="480" height="640"/><br /><br /><span style="font:17px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Neptune&rsquo;s Fountain</span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0783" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0783.jpg" width="480" height="640"/><br /><br /><span style="font:16px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Amber on display</span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0801" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0801.jpg" width="480" height="360"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Copenhagen on foot...good shoes a must&#x21;</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-02T18:51:29-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/1350ee2a3e272a71a6fad5551313c065-21.html#unique-entry-id-21</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/1350ee2a3e272a71a6fad5551313c065-21.html#unique-entry-id-21</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">If you&rsquo;re going to take on 3 hours of walking through Copenhagen, Denmark (or anywhere else for that matter), you&rsquo;d better have good shoes!  I thought I was a smart traveler, but today I definitely wore the wrong shoes (well, boots, actually).  Bob and I got a late start on Copenhagen as a result of a jet-lag sleep-in, but we finally set out for downtown Copenhagen with a camera, and a map.  Well, actually, a camera, a map, too many clothes, and the wrong shoes.  But, who knew?  The weather when we got up was a bit cool and overcast, so we went &ldquo;prepared&rdquo;, but our &ldquo;prepared&rdquo; status, soon became &ldquo;overdressed&rdquo; and &ldquo;hot&rdquo;.  Nonetheless, Bob navigated us through the streets of downtown Copenhagen with ease.  I&rsquo;m so glad to have such a map-savy husband considering my navigational challenges!   Let&rsquo;s just say, around every corner lies a photo op.  From beautiful parks, to bronze and copper statues, to the famous &ldquo;Little Mermaid&rdquo; to the lined with colourful buildings and surrounded by old boats, Copenhagen is a picture waiting to happen.  The beauty and diversity of each city is a testimony to the creativity of our great God!  &ldquo;How great thou art!&rdquo;  Even in the wrong shoes, I tried to drink in the beauty of the city, but was, I must say, excited to see the boat when we finally rounded that last corner.  Once we got on board, we both flopped on the bed and took a nap.  I think jet lag is still pulling us down a bit, but it won&rsquo;t be long until we&rsquo;re over that...maybe tomorrow.  <br /></span><span style="font:18px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; "><br />The &ldquo;Regatta&rdquo; from a distance</span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0749" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0749.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font:19px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The famous &ldquo;Little Mermaid&rdquo;<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_2424" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_2424-3.jpg" width="480" height="640"/></strong><br /><br /><span style="font:19px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Enjoying the park in May.</span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_2432" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_2432.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><span style="font:18px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Flowers in abundance!<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0753" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0753.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><span style="font:19px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The Downtown Waterway<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0764" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0764.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Traveling down the Keil Canal</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-02T16:33:53-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/b864c45e5035f01037e62e4301ec2b22-20.html#unique-entry-id-20</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/b864c45e5035f01037e62e4301ec2b22-20.html#unique-entry-id-20</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">Day 2 on our Baltic cruise found us navigating down the Keil Canal in Germany, making our way over the Baltic Sea.  When I thought of traveling down a canal route, I didn&rsquo;t picture this kind of beauty.  We enjoyed mile after mile of tree-lined shores populated by all kinds of locals riding by on bikes, stopping in cars, or on house balconies waving at the people on the passing ship.  It was a treat to see God&rsquo;s creation from the decks of the ship as we sailed along.  The weather is just perfect today (around 20), and the combination of sunshine and natural beauty (and some good rest in the night) has made this day a real treat.  Even though it&rsquo;s show night, we have time to enjoy all of this since we only have one show time, and it&rsquo;s a late show at 9:45 pm.  After dinner outside in the dining room, we got ready for the show and Bob once again showed how he can still put on a great show even in a theater that has about 7.5 foot ceilings!  He didn&rsquo;t feel as good about it as he has other shows, but I thought he did great.  The crowd on the Regatta is considerably older than Royal Caribbean, but comparable to Holland America, so he knows how to work, shall we say the &ldquo;older crowd&rdquo;, and I think he won them over.  He was a bit nervous about doing his show because these cruisers have already seen 2 juggling shows on their trip!!   But, all&rsquo;s well that ends well, and I think it ended well.  Tomorrow brings us another adventure as we enter Copenhagen, Denmark ...we&rsquo;ll let you know what we think if you&rsquo;ll stay with us.  <br /></span><br /><span style="font:18px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The Keil Canal</span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_2408" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_2408.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><span style="font:18px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Yes, we see that hand!<br /></span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_2407" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_2407-2.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong><br /><span style="font:17px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">The locals welcome us...and enjoy a beer.  Of course, we&rsquo;re in Germany!</span><strong><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_2415" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_2415.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></strong>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>On arrivals&#x2c; ankles and Amsterdam</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Tourist</category><dc:date>2009-06-01T16:09:39-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/ada4759a12e2f6fa7c515da9debda812-19.html#unique-entry-id-19</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/ada4759a12e2f6fa7c515da9debda812-19.html#unique-entry-id-19</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">Getting over to Europe with this much luggage is no easy task, but on Saturday morning at 6:00 am we arrived safely (and with all of this luggage) in Amsterdam.  We had a good flight, and even arrived an hour early, but we didn&rsquo;t sleep at all, and I stepped off the plane with some VERY swollen ankles.  I was sure someone had switched my shoes during the flight, since I could barely squeeze my puffy feet into my shoes!  We were met promptly by our driver who managed to fit us and all of our stuff into his Mercedes van and get us to the ship before 8 am.  Once there, we were able to get on board fairly quickly, and were eager to see our room conditions.  Another surprise awaited us as we entered our lovely, spacious room with a great big window and lots of storage.    The ship itself is quite a bit smaller than others we have been on, but what it lacks in size, it makes up for in class.  Think Parisian hotel, and you&rsquo;ve pretty much captured the look.  Once aboard we found out from the cruise director that we would be on the next night, and that we should likely rehearse the day we arrived since the show room was booked almost the whole day on our performance day.  So, after a few hours of sleep, we headed down for rehearsal and we were ready to go.  Our first dinner in the Terrace Cafe was simply a delight with gorgeous food, and service that rivals any high-end restaurant.  We are really being spoiled when it comes to being served here.  I keep saying to Bob &ldquo;my mom would love this!&rdquo;  But, since she&rsquo;s not here, Bob and I will have to enjoy it for her.  Needless to say, we didn&rsquo;t get to see any of Amsterdam our first day (with the exception of the airport), but we&rsquo;ll be back, and can take in the sights when we return....so stay with us.  But, tomorrow is another day, with more sights to see.  Come on with us and we&rsquo;ll show you where we&rsquo;re headed each day!<br /></span><br /><span style="font:18px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Hmmm...do you think we&rsquo;ll get charged for extra baggage?  </span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0738" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0738.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><span style="font:18px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">On board the &ldquo;Regatta&rdquo;</span><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_2420" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_2420.jpg" width="480" height="360"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Did you have a drug problem?</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>General</category><dc:date>2009-05-14T13:03:33-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/8dca8a9fef13e1aba131d078d5ed2a74-18.html#unique-entry-id-18</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/8dca8a9fef13e1aba131d078d5ed2a74-18.html#unique-entry-id-18</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:16px; ">Maybe I should give our new child a &ldquo;Drug Problem&rdquo;</span><img class="imageStyle" alt="drug problem" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/drug-problem.jpg" width="480" height="483"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The War on Travellers</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Performing &#x26; Travel</category><dc:date>2009-05-06T16:01:24-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/9c093e23a1e499c64067b07c0f503337-17.html#unique-entry-id-17</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/9c093e23a1e499c64067b07c0f503337-17.html#unique-entry-id-17</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:18px; ">Traveling with a lot of stuff is a lost art, in this day and age of air line restrictions. I'm currently in the process of re casing some of my stuff.<br /></span><span style="font-size:18px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:18px; ">One of my directives is to try to get everything to 50lbs. I know you can pay excess to 70, but we have about 7 pieces between two people.<br />Now, if you fly Air Canada, here is some good news for you.<br />Each extra piece is $100. However, if you pay that fee at the "quick check in machine" you save $10/piece. So $90/piece. Also, and this is the great part, that extra piece you've paid for is good up to **70** lbs.&nbsp;<br />So, we paid $270 (3 pieces with discount) for 3 extra pieces which could be 70lbs each.&nbsp;<br />Of course we didn't know this at the time, but knowing it now can be a help.<br /></span><img class="imageStyle" alt="DSC03447" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/dsc03447-2.jpg" width="480" height="359"/><br />All that&rsquo;s left to pack is our clothes!<br /><span style="font-size:18px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:18px; ">However, we often will fly TO a ship on Air Canada, but home on something else. Recently we came home on American Airlines. Guess what. You get nothing free with them! It's $15lbs for the first bag, $25 for the second, and who knows what beyond that. And the "extra" bag fees are NOT up to 70lbs so you could get hit with an extra bag fee of $100/bag, and an over weight fee of $X per bag ouch.<br /><br />The first thing I thought, is that these airlines are making so much work for people who travel for business, because every flight taken with AA, or other airlines with no free baggage, will mean saving receipts for&nbsp;reimbursement.<br /><br />For my unicycle, in Need a case 45 by 20 deep (for the tire) by 10.&nbsp;<br />I have a wood road case, but it's too heavy.<br /><br />I have just found a DOULBE golf case, hard shell that may fit the bill:<br />It is 28 lbs, leaving 22lbs for the uni and other stuff.  See it </span><span style="font-size:18px; "><a href="http://www.amazon.com/SKB-2SKB-5020W-Double-Golf-Travel/dp/B0007VNZEK/ref=wl_it_dp?ie=UTF8&coliid=I2L9651KP1H8YZ&colid=1G5WDJHFZLZB0" rel="external">here</a></span><span style="font-size:18px; ">.<br /><br />However, I'm going to, for the moment, try an experiment. I've found a company in Waterloo that makes custom sized card board boxes. I don't know about you, but there is some seriously strong cardboard out there now a days. I'm going to go in tomorrow and for $40 have a double corrugated strong cardboard box made custom for me and give it a try. The advantage: it will be smaller, to my exact actual needs of 45x20x10, and much lighter since it is cardboard. Therefore I can put more stuff into that bag, rather than filling up other bags.<br />I figure even if it only lasts 3 trips, or 6 flights, it may be worth it for the size/weight savings. We'll see.<br /><br />The other bag I just found, which is going to literally save me one piece of checked baggage is this hard shell tripple ski case.<br />It is </span><span style="font-size:18px; "><a href="http://www.amazon.com/SporTube-Snowboard-Multi-Ski-Travel-Case/dp/B000F65RF2/ref=wl_it_dp?ie=UTF8&coliid=IK1N7FVXCUT1A&colid=1G5WDJHFZLZB0" rel="external">here</a></span><span style="font-size:18px; ">:<br /><br />I needed something a full 185 cm long (that's really long). In the past I just used a pvc pipe for my plate spinning rods. But now, I will be able to put both the rods, and the racks I use, into one case. Saving me one whole bag. Yay! Just in time for our new bundle of joy coming in August!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:18px; "><a href="http://www.amazon.com/SporTube-Snowboard-Multi-Ski-Travel-Case/dp/B000F65RF2/ref=wl_it_dp?ie=UTF8&coliid=IK1N7FVXCUT1A&colid=1G5WDJHFZLZB0"><br /></a></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Are You Really a Christian?</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2009-04-15T16:22:37-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/180ed033c242b6b810f398291039b57a-16.html#unique-entry-id-16</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/180ed033c242b6b810f398291039b57a-16.html#unique-entry-id-16</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Are You Really a Christian?</span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "> <br />If your Christian walk has been a little, um, un-even. You should listen to this sermon. You will be able to see once and for all if you are truly saved, Says Todd Friel.<br /><br />&ldquo;These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.&rdquo; (1 John 5:13)<br /><br />RIGHT Click </span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><a href="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/assets/Are you Really a Christian byTodd Friel.mp3" rel="external">Here</a></span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "> to download the sermon.<br />Click </span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><a href="http://www.wretchedradio.com/" rel="external">Here</a></span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "> to stream the sermon from Wretched Radio.<br /><br /></span><span style="font:18px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">Todd Friel examines 10 signs of salvation taken from 1st John.</span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br /><br />1. </span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">You Fellowship</span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br />&ldquo;But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.&rdquo; (1 John 1:7)<br /><br />2. </span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">You Recognize Your True Sinful State</span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br />&ldquo;If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.&rdquo; (1 John 1:8)<br /><br />3. </span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">You Are Obedient to His Commandments</span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br />&ldquo;And hereby we do know that we know him, if we keep his commandments.&rdquo; (1 John 2:3)<br /><br />4. </span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">You Do Not Love the World</span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br />&ldquo;Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.&rdquo; (1 John 2:15)<br /><br />5. </span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">You Have Knowledge of Who Jesus Christ Is</span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br />&ldquo;Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: but he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.&rdquo; (1 John 2:23)<br /><br />6. </span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">You Look Forward to His Coming</span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br />&ldquo;Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is.&rdquo; (1 John 3:2)<br /><br />7. </span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">You Do Not Practice Sin</span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br />&ldquo;He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil. Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God. In this the children of God are manifest, and the children of the devil: whosoever doeth not righteousness is not of God, neither he that loveth not his brother.&rdquo; (1 John 3:8-10)<br /><br />8. </span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">You Love Your Brothers</span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br />&ldquo;We know that we have passed from death unto life, because we love the brethren. He that loveth not his brother abideth in death.&rdquo; (1 John 3:14)<br /><br />9. </span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">You Love Preaching, Teaching and Hearing God&rsquo;s Word</span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br />&ldquo;We are of God: he that knoweth God heareth us; he that is not of God heareth not us. Hereby know we the spirit of truth, and the spirit of error.&rdquo; (1 John 4:6)<br /><br />10. </span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; font-weight:bold; ">You Proclaim Jesus Christ</span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><br />&ldquo;Whosoever shall confess that Jesus is the Son of God, God dwelleth in him, and he in God.&rdquo; (1 John 4:15)</span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>An intersting idea about Pornogrophy</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2009-03-16T16:56:50-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/847d250f98f9bebaf4744db497156dde-15.html#unique-entry-id-15</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/847d250f98f9bebaf4744db497156dde-15.html#unique-entry-id-15</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Here is an interesting view that I&rsquo;ve never considered.<br /><span style="font:18px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; color:#1F529A;font-weight:bold; ">A Sobering Thought on Porn</span><span style="font:16px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">
Every red-blooded Christian male has a battle with lust. He is incessantly bombarded from every side with explicit imagery. But when a man surrenders to the sin, we often hear a phrase like "He has an addiction to pornography." However, his addiction isn't to pornography. It's to "adultery." That's what we do every time we look with lust (see Matthew 5:27-28), and the root cause of someone who keeps going back to adultery is "idolatry." There is a concept of God in his mind that doesn't produce the fear of the Lord. So, make sure you flee from idolatry, and you will fortify yourself against sexual infidelity. Make the God who revealed Himself in Scripture your "accountability Partner." Do that, and you won't have an addiction to adultery.</span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>60 Minutes Ray Comfort Piece</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2009-03-09T17:29:19-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/50f707770a29060b3d44c2a029b08d7d-14.html#unique-entry-id-14</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/50f707770a29060b3d44c2a029b08d7d-14.html#unique-entry-id-14</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[60 Minutes did a video on Ray Comfort recently which was actually a fair look at him, his background and his ministry.<br />See it <a href="http://www.3news.co.nz/tabid/371/articleID/93573/cat/46/Default.aspx#video" rel="external">HERE</a><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="Picture 1" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/picture-1.png" width="597" height="334"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title></title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2009-01-29T22:47:38-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/8b3e8384263f736e285e80d87630bce8-13.html#unique-entry-id-13</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/8b3e8384263f736e285e80d87630bce8-13.html#unique-entry-id-13</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pulltheplugonatheism.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.pulltheplugonatheism.com/banners/banner1.jpg" border="0" title="Pull the Plug on Atheism" /></a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>&#x22;Must See&#x22; Movies with a message</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2009-01-15T12:01:25-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/71837023693acfea9a2489d30062e3eb-12.html#unique-entry-id-12</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/71837023693acfea9a2489d30062e3eb-12.html#unique-entry-id-12</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.flywheelthemovie.com/" rel="external"><img class="imageStyle" alt="Flywheel v02d" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/flywheel-v02d.jpg" width="250" height="375"/></a><a href="http://www.facingthegiants.com/home.php" rel="external"><img class="imageStyle" alt="Facing the Giants v02" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/facing-the-giants-v02.jpg" width="250" height="375"/></a><a href="http://www.fireproofthemovie.com/" rel="external"><img class="imageStyle" alt="SherwoodPicture_FireproofPoster" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/sherwoodpicture_fireproofposter.jpg" width="252" height="377"/></a><br /><br />I have now watched all 3 of <a href="http://www.sherwoodpictures.com/" rel="external">Sherwood Picture&rsquo;s</a> movies and I must say that I&rsquo;m very impressed. I actually watched them in the reverse order they were made.<br />Flywheel was released in 2003 on a small budget. I just rented the new directors cut from Blockbuster and will definitely be buying it, along with Fireproof when it comes out in a few weeks. I already picked up 3 copies of Facing the Giants I found at a pawn shop for $5 each. <br />Facing the Giants was a huge hit for Sherwood Pictures, a ministry of <a href="http://www.sherwoodbaptist.net/templates/cussherwoodbc/default.asp?id=33770" rel="external">Sherwood Baptist Church</a>. Their 3rd picture was called Fireproof, staring Kirk Cameron and was in theatres September of 2008 and is about to be released on DVD. <br />The next time you go to rent a movie, rent any one of these three and you won&rsquo;t be disappointed. You&rsquo;ll laugh and you&rsquo;ll cry. If you don&rsquo;t cry you aren&rsquo;t human. Or at least not a Cates.<br />Click on the above pictures to go to each movie&rsquo;s web site.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Understanding the situation in Israel &#x26; Gaza</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2009-01-15T11:52:56-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/d62d079cab14b3f9834090d9f74360c4-11.html#unique-entry-id-11</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/d62d079cab14b3f9834090d9f74360c4-11.html#unique-entry-id-11</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img class="imageStyle" alt="15mideast2-600" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/15mideast2-600.jpg" width="480" height="264"/><br /><span style="font-size:10px; ">Smoke rose from the United Nations headquarters after it was hit during Israeli bombardment of Gaza City on Thursday. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:15px; ">As the war in Israel and Gaza continues, I was looking for articles to help me better understand the situation. It led me to </span><span style="font-size:15px; "><a href="http://christianactionforisrael.org/" rel="external">this</a></span><span style="font-size:15px; "> site which has many helpful articles, news pieces and op ed commentaries. <br /></span><span style="font-size:15px; "><em>Every Hamas rocket attack against Israeli civilians - </em></span><span style="font-size:15px; font-weight:bold; "><em>and there have been more than 6,500 of them</em></span><span style="font-size:15px; "><em> since Israel ended its occupation of Gaza - is an armed attack against Israel under Article 51 of the United Nations Charter, which authorizes member nations to respond militarily to armed attacks against it.<br /><br /></em></span><span style="font-size:15px; ">I can&rsquo;t help but think that Israel always gets the short end of the stick in the world media.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:15px; "><em>What if Israel defended its citizens the way the British, the French, the Americans and the Russians did? When German rockets hit British cities during the World War II, Prime Minister Winston Churchill retaliated by bombing German cities, killing thousands of German civilians, and promised to continue until Germany's unconditional surrender. The United States did the same following the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. The French did much worse in Algeria and the Russians showed no concern for civilian life in Chechnya or Georgia.<br /><br />The IDF, on the other hand, has gone to extraordinary lengths to minimize civilian casualties, despite the reality that Hamas deliberately fires its rockets from densely populated civilian areas and hides its rocket launchers in schools, hospitals and mosques.</em></span><span style="font-size:15px; "> <br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Christian DDR &#x26; Guitar Hero</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2008-12-29T08:51:55-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/689b4cef993cf9d4df88107ca56e0bdc-10.html#unique-entry-id-10</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/689b4cef993cf9d4df88107ca56e0bdc-10.html#unique-entry-id-10</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:18px; ">Three years ago, Digital Praise released a DDR game for the Mac or Pc with over 50 Contemporary Christian songs. I noticed that they now have a second new DDR game with more Christian music, as well as a Veggie Tales version. Imagine DDRing to the silly song! In addition they have &ldquo;Guitar Praise&rdquo; - a Christian version of Guitar Hero. Check it out </span><span style="font-size:18px; "><a href="http://www.digitalpraise.com/flash.php" rel="external">here</a></span><span style="font-size:18px; ">.</span><span style="font-size:15px; "><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Hymns vs. Praise Choruses</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-12-24T15:53:41-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/605add402b309a49d6baf9dbc6d288aa-9.html#unique-entry-id-9</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/605add402b309a49d6baf9dbc6d288aa-9.html#unique-entry-id-9</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:18px; ">An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church.<br />He came home and his wife asked him how it was. "Well," said the farmer, "it<br />was good. They did something different, however. They sang praise choruses<br />instead of hymns."<br /><br />"Praise choruses?" said his wife. "What are those?"<br /><br />"Oh, they're OK. They are sort of like hymns, only different," said the<br />farmer.<br /><br />"Well, what's the difference?" asked his wife.<br /><br />The farmer said, "Well, it's like this - If I were to say to you "Martha,<br />the cows are in the corn"' - well, that would be a hymn. If on the other<br />hand, I were to say to you:<br /><br />Martha, Martha, Martha,<br /><br />Oh Martha, MARTHA, MARTHA,<br /><br />the cows, the big cows, the brown cows, the black cows<br /><br />the white cows,<br /><br />the black and white cows,<br /><br />the COWS, COWS, COWS<br /><br />are in the corn,<br /><br />are in the corn, are in the corn, are in the corn,<br /><br />the CORN, CORN, CORN.<br /><br />Then, if I were to repeat the whole thing two or three times, well, that<br />would be a praise chorus."<br /><br />The next weekend, his nephew, a young, new Christian from the city came to<br />visit and attended the local church of the small town. He went home and his<br />mother asked him how it was. "Well," said the young man, "it was good. They<br />did something different however. They sang hymns instead of regular songs."<br /><br />"Hymns?" asked his mother. "What are those?"<br /><br />"Oh, they're OK. They are sort of like regular songs, only different," said<br />the young man.<br /><br />"Well, what's the difference?" asked his mother.<br /><br />The young man said, "Well, it's like this - If I were to say to you 'Martha,<br />the cows are in the corn' - well, that would be a regular song. If on the<br />other hand, I were to say to you:<br /><br />Oh Martha, dear Martha, hear thou my cry<br /><br />Inclinest thine ear to the words of my mouth<br /><br />Turn thou thy whole wondrous ear by and by<br /><br />To the righteous, inimitable, glorious truth.<br /><br />For the way of the animals who can explain<br /><br />There in their heads is no shadow of sense<br /><br />Hearkenest they in God's sun or His rain<br /><br />Unless from the mild, tempting corn they are fenced.<br /><br />Yea those cows in glad bovine, rebellious delight<br /><br />Have broke free their shackles, their warm pens eschewed<br /><br />Then goaded by minions of darkness and night<br /><br />They all my mild Chilliwack sweet corn have chewed.<br /><br />So look to the bright shining day by and by<br /><br />Where all foul corruptions of earth are reborn<br /><br />Where no vicious animals make my soul cry<br /><br />And I no longer see those foul cows in the corn.'<br /><br />Then if I were to do only verses one, three and four and do a key change on<br />the last verse, well that would be a hymn.</span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A great find - Bible in a year</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2008-12-22T11:18:06-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/04c12591087719d709eb689d288135eb-8.html#unique-entry-id-8</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/04c12591087719d709eb689d288135eb-8.html#unique-entry-id-8</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<ul class="(null)"><li><span style="font-size:18px; ">Today I found a great new </span><span style="font-size:18px; "><a href="http://www.bible-reading.com/bible-plan.html" rel="external">One Year reading plan for the Bible</a></span><span style="font-size:18px; ">. It breaks the reading down in to 7 different categories (for 7 days/week). Epistles, The Law, History, Psalms, Poetry, Prophecy, and the Gospels. You can get the pdf and print it out.</span></li></ul>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Schools use video games for gym class</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>General</category><dc:date>2008-12-05T21:06:26-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/http:/www.gazette.net/stories/12042008/fredsch175022_32475.shtml#unique-entry-id-6</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/http:/www.gazette.net/stories/12042008/fredsch175022_32475.shtml#unique-entry-id-6</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<ul class="(null)"><li><span style="font-size:18px; "><em>Juggling, DDR, and Wii Fit, all in </em></span><span style="font-size:18px; "><em><a href="http://www.gazette.net/stories/12042008/fredsch175022_32475.shtml" rel="external">one news paper article</a></em></span><span style="font-size:18px; "><em>. What more could you ask for?</em></span></li></ul>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>I was asked by Christian Week to talk about life today as a Christian Entertainer...here is what I had to say.</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2008-12-01T21:16:33-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/437b027728ef92bffa734c7a3d94ee3e-5.html#unique-entry-id-5</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/437b027728ef92bffa734c7a3d94ee3e-5.html#unique-entry-id-5</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:18px; "><br />My name is Bob Cates, and my show is called Comedy in Motion. &nbsp;I have been making my living full time as an entertainer since 1995. For someone who grew up on a large pig farm in Southern Ontario, this is the last thing I would have expected to be making my living at.&nbsp;I learned to juggle in my last year of high school (age 18) by teaching myself with tennis balls. I was inspired when I saw a juggler on tv at school and said to my friend, "wouldn't it be cool to be able to juggle!" He showed me that he could do it himself with chalk brushes, and I went home that night and taught myself. It took about 3 hours, but I'm nothing if not persistent. After high school I had a year of Bible College at the Baptist Leadership Education Centre in Whitby, then 4 years at McMaster University getting a Bachelor of Commerce degree. I started juggling societies at both schools and practiced on average for about 6-10 hours a week for those 5 years, which is when I developed my core skills.</span><div class="image-right"><img class="imageStyle" alt="cates-50-fixed" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/cates-50-fixed.jpg" width="311" height="465"/></div><span style="font-size:18px; "><br /><br />I could quickly be described as a </span><span style="font-size:18px; "><em>comedy juggler</em></span><span style="font-size:18px; ">. Some skills presented in the show include juggling up to 6 balls (7 off stage), Spinning 21 real dinner plates from Value Village on 6 foot poles, juggling knives, milk bags, and/or fire on top of a 7 foot tall unicycle, cigar box manipulation, dance dance revolution while juggling, and advanced manipulation of Chinese Yo Yos. My specialty is the Chinese Yo Yo, as well as the authentic Ed Sullivan style plate spinning. But the show is much more than juggling, and perhaps would be better described as a Comedy Variety Act. Not only will people see many advanced and amazing talents and skills in the show as just described - but the whole show is woven together with squeaky clean patter, jokes, and interactive situation comedy. Over and over again we hear comments after the show such as, "You're not just a juggler, you're an entertainer!" or "I normally don't like jugglers, but I loved your show!" These are high complements that I cherish, because being an amazing juggler is not my goal; being an amazing entertainer is.<br /><br />I just got married last summer after a long search, at age 37. My wife Jane who is close to my age had been looking for a long time as well. Little did she know her husband was to be the guy who she had </span><span style="font-size:18px; "><em>hired</em></span><span style="font-size:18px; "> for a show in 2002! My wife was the director of children's ministry at West London Alliance Church for the last several years. In 2002 she hired me for a show for some carnival day they were having at her church. There were no sparks at that time which is a funny story in itself. Our paths crossed again 2 years later at another ministry event for just a moment. So we knew OF each other. But, we eventually connected romantically through </span><span style="font-size:18px; "><a href="http://www.christiancafe.com" rel="external">Christiancafe</a></span><span style="font-size:18px; ">. Apparently I met every point on her 3 point list, and she met every point on my 27 point list! We now work and travel in the business together, so as to avoid long periods of separation while on the road performing. (Jane still works as a part time consultant and trainer for&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size:18px; "><a href="http://www.winningkidsinc.ca" rel="external">www.winningkidsinc.ca</a></span><span style="font-size:18px; ">, a ministry for child protection which she helped to found and co-authored the book, </span><span style="font-size:18px; "><em>Plan to Protect</em></span><span style="font-size:18px; ">). Being able to work and travel together with my wife has been a great blessing. (She works behind the scenes, on stage and off, as well as in the business.) We had a great first winter together with 4 months spent working on the Ms Statendam cruising Australia, New Zealand and Asia. We plan to keep performing on cruise ships for about 2-4 months a year, as the opportunities present themselves. We may be Canada's youngest snowbirds!</span><div class="image-left"><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_9156" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_9156.jpg" width="321" height="428"/></div><span style="font-size:18px; "><br /><br />I became a Christian at a young age, seeing the need for salvation from my sins, and was baptized at 18 before going off to Bible College. When I was a missionary in Lithuania for 7 months after university, I&nbsp;occasionally&nbsp;used the juggling to draw crowds for some street ministry. I started using my performances as an avenue to share the gospel in the late 90s after being exposed to Christians artists in the United states doing such things, such as Christian illusionists and Christian jugglers I met.<br />I started to offer my show as a tool for churches to reach out to the community. &nbsp;I would perform the show and share the gospel in and throughout the show. A concert/show could be called a "bring a friend" event that the church could sponsor, at their own location, or off site such as at a local&nbsp;community&nbsp;centre or high school, as we did last night for Innisfail Alliance Church. Being an entertainer, and a preacher of the gospel has always been a real "balancing act." The Church's mandate is not to entertain people. Juggling is not evangelism. Sharing the Gospel with people so that they might come to repentance and faith is. So I strive to make sure that the Gospel is presented very clearly and I'm not afraid to mention hell, sin, righteousness and judgement. It's quite the sight for someone who makes people laugh for an hour before that!<br /><br />My faith has grown in various ways over the years, and so has how I've shared the Gospel in the show. I've always tended to use juggling oriented object lessons, and then go on to explain the Gospel with scripture. However this has changed a bit over the last year. About a year ago I became aware of </span><span style="font-size:18px; "><a href="http://www.wayofthemasterradio.com" rel="external">Way of the Master Radio</a></span><span style="font-size:18px; "> (see also </span><span style="font-size:18px; "><a href="http://www.wayofthemaster.com" rel="external">www.wayofthemaster.com</a></span><span style="font-size:18px; "> and </span><span style="font-size:18px; "><a href="http://livingwaters.com" rel="external">livingwaters.com</a></span><span style="font-size:18px; ">) and, after having listened to many podcasts of the radio show, it has transformed the way my wife and I do evangelism from the ground up.<br /><br />You can see that story </span><span style="font-size:18px; "><a href="http://comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/archive-jul-2008.html" rel="external">here</a></span><span style="font-size:18px; ">. <br /><br />Our eyes were opened to use the Law (the 10 commandments) in sharing of the Gospel. A practice that the church largely abandoned over 100 years ago.&nbsp;<br /></span><span style="font-size:18px; "><em>Galatians 3:24&nbsp;Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith.</em></span><span style="font-size:18px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:18px; "><em>Romans 7:7-25&nbsp;What shall we say, then? Is the law sin? Certainly not! Indeed I would not have known what sin was except through the law.&nbsp;</em></span><span style="font-size:18px; "><br />By using the 10 commandments to show people how they have personally&nbsp;violated&nbsp;God's law, they&nbsp;can understand what sin is, and how they have sinned against a Holy God, </span><span style="font-size:18px; "><em>so that</em></span><span style="font-size:18px; "> the Grace of Jesus Christ makes sense.<br /><br />After listening to many witnessing encounters on Way of the Master radio, we were inspired to share our faith more boldly than we do now (on stage and off).&nbsp;<br />This includes tracts, one on one conversations, and open air preaching. As a result,this has affected ministry shows in that I want to preach even more, and make the Gospel even more clear and personal to the hearers. This has led me to offer a new concert format for churches that are interested.</span><div class="image-right"><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_9179_2" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_9179_2.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></div><span style="font-size:18px; "><br /><br />First, I present a one hour show, then the MC takes the stage for 10 minutes and can share ministry info about the church, or videos, etc. Then I return to the stage out of character as myself and preach the Gospel for about 15 minutes. This method allows me to keep the entertainment the entertainment, and the gospel the gospel. It also gives the church a few minutes of time to introduce themselves to any new faces from the community. I explain to the audience right at the beginning that the evening will look like a DVD - first the main show, and then after that comes the "special feature" where you get to hear the "director's commentary" behind the scenes, so to speak. We still do offer shows, however, where I preach the gospel near the end of the show without leaving the stage.<br /><br />I'm very thankful to God for the ability to make a living at something as fun as being a comedy entertainer. It has taken me around the world. This past year we got to perform on a cruise ship throughout Asia. Last night we were on stage in front of 1200 in Lloydminster Alberta. Dare to dream. :-)<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:18px; "><em>So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God.&nbsp;1 Corr. 10:31</em></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Alberta</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Performing &#x26; Travel</category><dc:date>2008-11-28T21:09:27-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/acdbfe8ac1d8886c74d501c4b97bd878-4.html#unique-entry-id-4</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/acdbfe8ac1d8886c74d501c4b97bd878-4.html#unique-entry-id-4</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[We made it to Edmonton and are happy to see that there is no snow.<br />We now begin a 5 show/8 day tour hitting Lloydminster, Edmonton, Innisfail, and Lethbridge.<br />Currently Reading: The Gospel According to Jesus, John MacArthur, Lord Foulgrin&rsquo;s Letters, Randy Alcorn<br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0311" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0311.jpg" width="480" height="360"/> <br />This is what we left.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Shack - Now this book gets around</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2008-11-20T12:47:27-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/b2b1b5693bcea561f7000089e98f3cf8-3.html#unique-entry-id-3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/b2b1b5693bcea561f7000089e98f3cf8-3.html#unique-entry-id-3</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="image-right"><img class="imageStyle" alt="the-shack" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/the-shack.jpg" width="202" height="320"/></div>I don&rsquo;t think I&rsquo;m in the minority, when I say I&rsquo;ve encountered a lot of people reading and referring &ldquo;The Shack.&rdquo; From my experience over the years there are many Christian Fad books that come and go. They sell millions and become very popular. (does anyone remember the Prayer of Jabez? How about the Purpose Driven Life?). Often times these books sell millions of copies, and are forgotten a few years later. What shocks me, is that people will not do any research into a book before spending 5-12 hours of their life reading it. Such as reading reviews. The sad part is that often these kind of books have many problems from a Christian perspective, ranging from theological error, to outright blasphemy. Sadly the Shack contains both of these. With Christian discernment at an all time low, it is not surprising that a book that is fresh, fast paced, easy to read and touches on something that everybody contemplates (pain and suffering, and where God is through it), has done so well.<br />I was going to list some quotes from the text that send chills down your spine - but I&rsquo;ll let you read them for yourself in the following reviews.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.equip.org/hank_speaks_outs/the-shack" rel="external">This one is short and Sweet by Hank Hanegraff</a><br /><a href="http://www.challies.com/archives/book-reviews/a-review-of-the-shack-download-it-here.php" rel="external">Tim Challies</a> does a very in depth and balanced look at it. Check his site for many many other great reviews.<br /><a href="http://www.leadingtheway.org/site/PageServer?pagename=sto_TheShack_Uncovered" rel="external">Thirteen Heresies in the Shack by Dr. Michael Youssef</a><br /><a href="http://www.sermonindex.net/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?topic_id=25484&forum=34&4" rel="external">10 minutes of thoughts about "THE SHACK" by Jason Robinson</a> - a lot of stuff I never thought of<br />Chuck Coleson&rsquo;s Review, <a href="http://www.crosswalk.com/news/commentary/11575218/" rel="external">Stay out of the Shack</a><br />Wretched Radio Resources - <a href="http://www.wretchedradio.com/favorites.cfm" rel="external">Three Different Reviews, including Geisler&rsquo;s.</a><br /><br />Mark Dricoll's take on the book's depiction of the Trinity.<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pK65Jfny70Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pK65Jfny70Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></object>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Ambassadors Acadamy in LA - WOW</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2008-11-17T20:21:09-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/http:/www.ambassadorsalliance.com/app_academy.shtml#unique-entry-id-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/http:/www.ambassadorsalliance.com/app_academy.shtml#unique-entry-id-2</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Two Weeks ago Jane and I returned from LA where we attended <a href="http://www.ambassadorsalliance.com/academy.shtml" rel="external">The Ambassador&rsquo;s Academy</a>.  The Academy was three and a half days of intensive and fast-paced training and street evangelism under the teaching and leadership of members of the Living Waters staff including Tony Miano, Ray Comfort, Mark Spence, Emeal Zwayne and Kirk Cameron. After attending the Deeper conference near Atlanta just two weeks prior, we were pumped to continue in our evangelism training. However that doesn&rsquo;t mean we weren&rsquo;t nervous. After the first day and a half of in class training we were to hit the streets, starting with Hollywood Boulevard (the walk of stars) in LA.<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0244" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0244.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br />Fifty people were accepted for the weekend. Our team had 7 people all from varied walks of life and evangelism experience. One couple in our team was particularly inspiring. Dwayne and  Mary Ann from Norther California are 71 years old. They have a desire to reach the lost and are willing to get out of their comfort zone and be &ldquo;fools for Christ&rdquo; to make it happen. Neither of them had done any type of street witnessing before, to say nothing of open air preaching. One girl had been soundly save from a new age background. One of the fellows in our group was a pastor. And Brenda from New England had an inspiring testimony. She had grown up in the church but was a false convert. She came to a saving faith through her husband&rsquo;s witness. He had become a christian after finding a Gospel tract in a porta-john! Now they are on fire believers who have started their own ministry training others how to share their faith. They have taken their one day seminar to over 50 churches in New England in the last 2 years - and it all started with ONE gospel tract that led to many being saved.<div class="image-right"><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0242" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0242-2.jpg" width="480" height="360"/></div><br /><br />This summer Jane and I had begun open air preaching using my juggling as a way to draw a crowd (see <a href="/files/6c099ead3a92949379c8c398cc5c97bf-1.html" rel="external" title="Home:Witnessing at the St. Jacobs Farmers Market">here</a>). But we were definitely going to be challenged by learning to open air preach to the masses, (without a juggling draw) and even something as scary as &ldquo;Stop light&rdquo; preaching. In big cities, many people bunch up on the sidewalk for about 90 seconds while they wait for the light to say walk. You have about 60-90 seconds to get the message out! Jane did a great job - see the video below. We also got to street preach out side of the famous Grovman&rsquo;s Chinese Theatre where many movie premiers are held.  (see video below) We all had many great one on one encounters with people in which we were able to share the Law and the Gospel.<br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0267" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0267.jpg" width="480" height="360"/> <br />With Trish Ramos, from <a href="http://www.fishwithtrish.com" rel="external">www.fishwithtrish.com</a><br /><br />It was a delight to meet Ray Comfort. We got along great with me being naturally goofy as a performer and he being very down to earth and fun loving. He even let me open one of his sessions with a 5 minute juggling act to break the ice. We can&rsquo;t say enough about a Ray. It was also a delight to meet Kirk Cameron. We had lunch with him and I told him that he inspired me, as a Christian Entertainer. It is hard to find mentors (for lack of a better word) in the entertainment field as a Christian. I read his recent autobiography, and then passed it along to another <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garrett_Wang" rel="external">friend</a> of mine who I thought might be able to relate who was a star on the television series <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VOY" rel="external">Star Trek Voyager</a>.<br /><br />We were inspired to see how preaching open air can be effective even if you don&rsquo;t have a &ldquo;crowd.&rdquo; Because a preacher&rsquo;s voice can travel astonishingly far if you have the wind behind you. It may not look, or seam like people are listening, but God&rsquo;s word will never be preached in vain. I once said that everyone needs to experience being a missionary and door to door salesman in their life. (Both events I&rsquo;ve had the honour of doing). But now I must add open air preaching to the list. It&rsquo;s not easy to explain the feeling of having everyone in the crowd walk away from you as you preach. <br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="Pasted Graphic" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/pasted-graphic.jpg" width="480" height="347"/><br />I&rsquo;d like to encourage anyone who&rsquo;s read this to think more seriously about evangelism. Maybe for you it&rsquo;s as simple as inviting someone to church, or leaving one gospel tract somewhere. But in the worlds of Spurgeon...<br /><br /><strong><em>"Brethren, do something; do something, do something!</em></strong><em> While societies and unions make constitutions, let us win souls. I pray you, be men of action all of you. Get to work and quit yourselves like men. Old Suvarov's idea of war is mine: `Forward and strike! No theory! Attack! Form a column! Charge bayonets! Plunge into the center of the enemy! Our one aim is to win souls; and this we are not to talk about, but do in the power of God!"</em> - Charles Spurgeon<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0264" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0264.jpg" width="389" height="519"/><br />It was halloween the day we were on Hollywood Boulevard.<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="DSCN2177" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/dscn2177.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="DSCN2180" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/dscn2180.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_1534" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_1534.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG_0261" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/img_0261.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="DSC00019" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/dsc00019.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/page0_blog_entry2_11.mp4">bob open air hollywood blvd</a> <img class="imageStyle" alt="Pasted Graphic 1" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/pasted-graphic-1.jpg" width="320" height="240"/><br /> <a href="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/page0_blog_entry2_13.mp4">jane open air hollywood blvd</a><img class="imageStyle" alt="Pasted Graphic" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/pasted-graphic-2.jpg" width="320" height="240"/><br /><br /><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Witnessing at the St. Jacobs Farmers Market</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>Faith and God</category><dc:date>2008-07-17T18:00:43-04:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/6c099ead3a92949379c8c398cc5c97bf-1.html#unique-entry-id-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/6c099ead3a92949379c8c398cc5c97bf-1.html#unique-entry-id-1</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:17px; color:#0000FF;">Mark 16:15 "Go into all the world and preach the good news to all creation.&rdquo;</span><span style="color:#0000FF;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:15px; font-weight:bold; ">Bob & Jane face their fear and grow their faith. Would you like to join us?</span><br /><br />It all started about 6 months ago when we were in Alberta and rented a car that had Sirius Satellite Radio. We heard a Christian talk show program called Way of the Master Radio. We thought it was so good I looked it up on the internet when I got home. I knew that they would likely have a pod cast and sure enough they did. You can listen live at www.wayofthemasterradio.com or just use itunes to download the free programs every day. <br /><br />The Way of the Master radio turned out to be part of a larger ministry, <a href="http://www.wayofthemaster.com " rel="external">Way of the Master</a> and <a href="http://www.livingwaters.com" rel="external">Living Waters</a> and <a href="http://www.livingwaterscanada.com/main.htm" rel="external">Living Waters Canada</a>. I had vaguely heard of these ministries before from hearing that Kirk Cameron was a Christian ("Mike Seaver" from the old hit sitcom "Growing Pains").<br /><br />In the radio Show, Todd Friel and Ray Comfort witness to people on the air at least once a day. They have a few people out on the street who approach people and ask them about their beliefs and if they would be willing to talk to the hosts live on air. One of the "Street Fishers" is a pastor's wife in Texas named Trish (see <a href="http://www.fishwithtrish.com" rel="external">www.fishwithtrish.com</a> for a great site about how things go after the witness encounters).<br /><br />They use the Law (the Ten Commandments) to show people their utter sinfulness and hence their need for a saviour. Everyone has lied, stolen, coveted, etc, and people's own conscience convicts them. They use the Law as a schoolmaster to lead people to Christ. (Galatians 3:24 (KJV) "Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith.")<div class="image-left"><img class="imageStyle" alt="Pasted Graphic 2" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/pasted-graphic-2.jpg" width="454" height="270"/></div><br /><br />Many times that Jane and I have been afraid to witness, it has because we don't know what to say. We think we have to know every answer to all possible questions, and that is just not the case. But by making your final witnessing destination the heart and not the head, you will always have an ally in their conscience. You can witness the same way to an atheist, a muslim, a catholic or a homosexual, without having to know by heart the Qu&rsquo;ran, the 800 page catechism of the Catholic Church, Philosophy, or what &ldquo;Rosie&rsquo;s Family Cruise&rdquo; is.<br /><br />As we listened to witness encounters again and again we were challenged by our own apathy to the spiritual state of non-believers, and our own pride and apathy towards witnessing. Our research into the ministry revealed two sermons that would change our life. These two sermons, "Hell's Best Kept Secret" and "True and False Conversion" are mind blowers if you have been a Christian for any length of time. I suspect that if you are a believer you also will be changed by what you hear. These can both be listened to for free, or downloaded and burned to CD for free here: <a href="http://www.wayofthemaster.com/audiolessons.shtml">http://www.wayofthemaster.com/audiolessons.shtml</a><br /><br />If you do only one thing after reading this, please listen to these sermons.<br /><br />So, summoning the courage, Jane and I decided to "hit the streets" with our soap box (juggling box), tracts, and faith. The most logical place we thought was St. Jacob's Farmers market because there are always lots of people on Thursdays and Saturdays. Thursdays fit our schedule best and so starting in late May we went there in faith looking to witness. As I have lots of experience in busking from my earlier days I signed in as a busker. The evangelistic &ldquo;methods&rdquo; we take are three-fold:<br /><br />1) one on one witnessing with people we approach or strike up conversations with, usually right near where we are set up<br /><br />2). Handing out tracts, which includes the unique "million dollar bill" gospel tract which totally opens the door to talk to people about faith<br /><br />Ray Comfort said that a good open air preacher can reach more lost people in one day that an average church does in a year! I didn't believe this at first, it is such a radical a statement. However, I do now! This afternoon, I open air preached to about 50 people, and we witnessed one on one to another several people. And that was in just one hour! I believe a good open air preacher could therefore expose the Gospel to over 1000 people in a day. Does your church present the full and clear gospel message to that many run of the mill non-believers in a year?<div class="image-right"><img class="imageStyle" alt="Pasted Graphic 1" src="http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/pasted-graphic-1.jpg" width="480" height="324"/></div><br /><br />I start by getting a small crowd with juggling and comedy, and the goal is to build it to about 15-40 people, although some times more or less are in the audience. I try not to spend more than 10 minutes on the show, although it sometimes goes longer. Then I say after the finale, "If I were busking today I would now put out my hat and ask for money. But today I'm reverse busking - I'm going to give out money! I then bring out the million dollar bill (tract) and say I'm going to give everyone one of these million dollar bills after I share a short message. (today I actually gave out the bills and said I was going to explain the gospel message that is on the back, after everyone had received one. Surprisingly, about three quarters of the crowd stayed to hear the message. I'll experiment with this).<br /><br />Often we go to the market dragging our feet and leave skipping. It is a thrill share the gospel - to know that you can't rely on your own skills, but only the Holy Spirit to open someone's heart. It is a joy to share the gospel, without watering it down. And to realize that all we can do is plant seeds: we can't convert anyone!<br /><br />We have discovered that sometimes it can be discouraging to see just how lost some people are. And to meet so many false converts. For example today Jane and I talked to this dear old white haired grandmother named Maria who, in the past, I would have probably thought to be saved without giving it a second thought. She said that she grew up in the church and knew the gospel and "all that." She said she went to the presbyterian church every now and then in Port Rowan to &ldquo;make the pastor feel better," because they only have 12 people in the congregation. So after wading through a lot of self righteousness the scary truth came out. (Jane's gentle questioning revealed that the only one of the 10 commandments she thought that she had ever broken - in her WHOLE life - was lying... ) apparently in her 70 years she had never dishonoured her parents, stole anything, used the Lord's name in vain, lusted, coveted, etc). But she said that she was "ready to go" and started to tell us about her sickness recently which saw her go to the hospital. So I asked her if she died, and stood before God, why should He let her in. She replied with the heartbreaking old standard, "because I've been a <a href="http://www.livingwaters.com/good/" rel="external">good person.</a>" You will not believe how often you hear this. Pray for Maria from Port Rowan (and her husband John) if you think of it. <br /><br />So since some people have expressed interest in coming out to show moral support, hand out tracks, or learn how / practice witnessing, we decided we'd better put a date and time on the next outings planned.<br /><br />We work near the south entrance. Here is a map with the location marked with a pin. Click <a href="http://maps.google.ca/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&t=h&msa=0&msid=116527175650508740594.000454108bc374b6a5bf4&ll=43.510962,-80.554258&spn=0.003579,0.008261&z=18" rel="external">Here</a><br /><br />Set aside some time to follow some of the above links, and download or listen to those two sermons over the next week if you can. If you are planning to join us please phone or email us - it would be great. And don&rsquo;t worry, you never stop trembling!<br /><br />Bob Cates<br /><br />See Video Clip:<br /><!-- Movie code starts !--><div class="movie-frame"><script type="text/javascript">QT_WriteOBJECT_XHTML('http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/page0_blog_entry1_3.mov', '320', '256', '', 'autoplay', 'false' );</script></div><!-- Movie code ends !-->]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Here goes nothing</title><dc:creator>user@domain.com</dc:creator><category>General</category><dc:date>2008-11-17T17:18:31-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/97dd0c5fd51bf4cad20f8924fe5a05a1-0.html#unique-entry-id-0</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.comedyinmotion.com/bobsblog/files/97dd0c5fd51bf4cad20f8924fe5a05a1-0.html#unique-entry-id-0</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Well I finally decided to enter the 21st century by starting a blog. It may just end up being a place to put things... we shall see.]]></content:encoded></item></channel>
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